uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-10-29 12:04:00

Entry tags:

cell phone plz???, fuck his life, not amused, not paco, tokyo... police..., wtf wtf wtf

OCT. 14, 2009

Dear Mr. Uchiha:

This letter is to confirm your investigation petition of OCTOBER 2009 .

As you are aware, property theft is a serious offense that the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department Statistics Office has determined has a 9.51% probability of a favourable conclusion to the complainant.

The officer delegated to this investigation is MORITA KEICHIRO. His reports will be enclosed.

Thank you for your cooperation. Your safety is important to us.

Lt. Adachi Naomi
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Administration Office

OCT. 18, 2009

Mr. Uchiha:

My team and I are proud to inform you that our department has recently been awarded with two highly trained military dogs.

We believe this to be relevant to your pending search investigation, should the sought object contain a 45% or higher concentration of radioactive substances or narcotics.

Morita Keichiro
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Community Police Affairs Section

Dear Mr. Uchiha:

We will forward your second petition for a stalking warrant against CARMEN DEFUENTA to our Criminal Investigation Department.

Your safety is important to us.

Lt. Adachi Naomi
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Administration Office

Mr. Uchiha:

The unidentified object my team and I believe to meet the description of your phone has been confiscated as secondary evidence in a civil trial that the defendant claims will prove the existence of 'alien life force.' (Enclosed ref. court order #866-31.)

Under clause IIA.90.718, our search investigation loses priority to a pending litigation. We are obligated to cease our search for the duration.

Morita Keichiro
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Community Police Affairs Section

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Ah. Karma.

Black Ericsson, 'equate' engraved in rōmaji on the side.

Compensation for its return.

[ooc: ...in which he tried to recover the cell phone he lost in a club and failed horribly. FHL. If you want your character to've found it in a club, go for it - only requirement is to make the discovery story as gd whacky as the above XD]

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	impellere 2009-11-07 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Kibble would be food, dumbass. Not a toy. Dreams aren't always selfish, either. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-11-08 01:07 am UTC (link)
	What's the catch? Don't fool yourself. You aren't a giving person. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-11-08 01:18 am UTC (link)
	'Cause being 'giving' to you means that you're getting something in return, right? No catch. It would make the cat happy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-11-08 01:40 am UTC (link)
	...liar. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-11-08 01:49 am UTC (link)
	What? No, I'm pretty sure it would. Cats like toys. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-11-08 01:58 am UTC (link)
	You wouldn't care about the cat, if it didn't nuzzle your hand. "It'd make the cat happy." Really. It'd make you happy to have something be grateful to you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-11-08 02:00 am UTC (link)
	It's like you shit bad feelings to make yourself feel better. But there's this big clog of all that gross stuff that you're constipated and mean. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-11-08 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Go to hell. ¥ 4,500. Fuck you. ¥ 3,000. Would you like to be aba ndoned again? Priceless. Tssssk. You're that incapable of honesty. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-11-08 02:20 am UTC (link)
	I bet you save a lot on toilet paper. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-11-08 02:27 am UTC (link)
	...goodnight, Uzumaki. ~~Again.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-11-08 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you'd be nicer if you had a toy, too. Like, something to play with 'cause no one likes you or dangles a string in front of your face enough. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-11-08 02:34 am UTC (link)
	It's disturbing how you seem incapable of letting go. Naruto. Let it go. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-11-08 02:40 am UTC (link)
	You first. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

...in a worldwide premiere, Uchiha Sasuke loses his temper.

equate
2009-11-08 02:51 am UTC (link)

Let go?

Let go of what? I say something, why am I saying it? I shut up, why am I shutting up? I breathe, and you come running like a maudlin... pet. There's something wrong with you, Uzumaki, some sort of aberration persevered and rotted in your skull until you actually lied to yourself often enough that if something's wrong in the world, it's your duty to nag it into being fixed better.

Forget it, you hero-complex obsessed fool. Let it go.

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... Nope. Still sailing smoothly riiiiight over his head.

impellere
2009-11-08 03:06 am UTC (link)

It won't take big words or a temper tantrum to get this out. You've got the problem, Uchiha. I get it. You don't like me. You hate me and think you know everything about me. Course I don't know why and I don't really fucking care. And you know why? 'Cause no matter what I do you won't change the way you act or the way you do things or stop the stupid, weird shit that you spew out of your trap because in creepy Sasuke world IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE. No one gets you. You don't like anyone. And you spend way too much time hating me.

I never had anything to let go, moron. But if it makes you feel better thinking I care that much then have at it. I'm giving you something to live for.

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	...........yeah, fuck Sasuke's life :( :: 1/4 equate 2009-11-08 03:22 am UTC (link)
	...you're stupid. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	equate 2009-11-08 03:22 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't change anything, but you're stupid. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	equate 2009-11-08 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I don't hate you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	equate 2009-11-08 03:23 am UTC (link)
	...but you're still stupid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 impellere 2009-11-08 05:50 am UTC (link)
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	ahah. naruto what are your priorities. impellere 2009-11-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
	You don't hate me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ramen and condoms? equate 2009-11-08 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Uzumaki, you'll find that it takes entirely more devotion to hate, than to love. If you hate, it's all you think about, and it's just the one person. You're not worth that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	. . . also, hugs. impellere 2009-11-10 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome. Night, Sasuke. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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