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uchiha ][ sasuke ([info]equate) wrote,
@ 2009-10-29 12:04:00


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Entry tags:cell phone plz???, fuck his life, not amused, not paco, tokyo... police..., wtf wtf wtf





OCT. 14, 2009

Dear Mr. Uchiha:

This letter is to confirm your investigation petition of
OCTOBER 2009 .

As you are aware, property theft is a serious offense that the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department Statistics Office has determined has a 9.51% probability of a favourable conclusion to the complainant.

The officer delegated to this investigation is
MORITA KEICHIRO. His reports will be enclosed.

Thank you for your cooperation. Your safety is important to us.

Lt. Adachi Naomi
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Administration Office






OCT. 18, 2009

Mr. Uchiha:

My team and I are proud to inform you that our department has recently been awarded with two highly trained military dogs.

We believe this to be relevant to your pending search investigation, should the sought object contain a 45% or higher concentration of radioactive substances or narcotics.

Morita Keichiro
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Community Police Affairs Section








Dear Mr. Uchiha:

We will forward your second petition for a stalking warrant against
CARMEN DEFUENTA to our Criminal Investigation Department.

Your safety is important to us.

Lt. Adachi Naomi
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Administration Office




Mr. Uchiha:

The unidentified object my team and I believe to meet the description of your phone has been confiscated as secondary evidence in a civil trial that the defendant claims will prove the existence of 'alien life force.' (Enclosed ref. court order #866-31.)

Under clause IIA.90.718, our search investigation loses priority to a pending litigation. We are obligated to cease our search for the duration.

Morita Keichiro
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Community Police Affairs Section




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...

Ah. Karma.

Black Ericsson, 'equate' engraved in rōmaji on the side.

Compensation for its return.


[ooc: ...in which he tried to recover the cell phone he lost in a club and failed horribly. FHL. If you want your character to've found it in a club, go for it - only requirement is to make the discovery story as gd whacky as the above XD]


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[info]haecceity
2009-10-29 05:41 pm UTC (link)
no luck.

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[info]equate
2009-10-29 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Really.

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[info]aquatic
2009-10-29 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Jack is clearly not a dull boy.

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1/3
[info]equate
2009-10-29 07:13 pm UTC (link)

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[info]equate
2009-10-29 07:13 pm UTC (link)

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[info]equate
2009-10-29 07:14 pm UTC (link)
You're drooling.

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[info]aquatic
2009-10-29 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Mommy, I need a nappy.

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[info]equate
2009-10-29 07:17 pm UTC (link)
A muzzle.

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[info]aquatic
2009-10-29 07:21 pm UTC (link)
I'm not the dog. Barf is.

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(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-10-29 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aquatic, 2009-10-29 07:23 pm UTC
time for whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiining - [info]equate, 2009-10-29 07:25 pm UTC
HO-HUM >: - [info]aquatic, 2009-10-29 07:38 pm UTC
:( - [info]equate, 2009-10-29 07:44 pm UTC
^.^ - [info]aquatic, 2009-10-29 07:57 pm UTC
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[info]verdure
2009-10-29 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Those boobs are obviously fake.

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WHAT. WHAT INO. WHAT.
[info]equate
2009-10-29 11:19 pm UTC (link)
...really.

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SHE'S JUST JEALOUS THAT SHE DIDN'T THINK OF SALACIOUS TEXTS FIRST
[info]verdure
2009-10-29 11:48 pm UTC (link)
It's totally obvious.

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DID SHE MISS THE PART ABOUT THE RESTRAINING ORDER PETITION
[info]equate
2009-10-29 11:50 pm UTC (link)
You... looked.

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RESTRAINING ORDERS ARE KINKY - [info]verdure, 2009-10-29 11:53 pm UTC
keywords XD! - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 12:06 am UTC
flkdsjklaf HOW DO YOU HAVE KEYWORDS LIKE THAT - [info]verdure, 2009-10-30 12:12 am UTC
rofl THEY WERE THERE BEFORE; ALL MY KEYWORDS ARE BAD PUNS. - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-10-30 12:21 am UTC
1/3 - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 12:25 am UTC
THINKING LONG AND HARD, REALLY - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 12:25 am UTC
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[info]itsa_twister
2009-10-29 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I say you meet up with her. Since you've never officially met, she probably doesn't know what an asshole you are. You could get lucky.

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[info]equate
2009-10-29 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Aaa. I'll pass her your number.

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[info]itsa_twister
2009-10-29 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Not my type.

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[info]equate
2009-10-29 11:41 pm UTC (link)
You have a 'type' of woman.

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(no subject) - [info]itsa_twister, 2009-10-29 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-10-29 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]itsa_twister, 2009-10-29 11:46 pm UTC
...let records show he fought the urge to say "Your brother" just to piss her off, sob. - [info]equate, 2009-10-29 11:48 pm UTC
overruled, - [info]itsa_twister, 2009-10-29 11:49 pm UTC
BUT YOUR HONOUR. - [info]equate, 2009-10-29 11:52 pm UTC
SIT DOWN, COUNSELOR. - [info]itsa_twister, 2009-10-29 11:55 pm UTC
:( - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 12:00 am UTC
:| - [info]itsa_twister, 2009-10-30 12:02 am UTC
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[info]goodwithscalpel
2009-10-30 12:23 am UTC (link)
...that's disturbing.

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[info]equate
2009-10-30 12:29 am UTC (link)
So I'm told.

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[info]goodwithscalpel
2009-10-30 12:32 am UTC (link)
Very disturbing.

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[info]equate
2009-10-30 12:38 am UTC (link)
Would the phone and you like a moment, Haruno?

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OH SOMETIMES SHE MAKES IT TOO EASY 1/2 - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 01:13 am UTC
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[info]impellere
2009-10-30 08:00 am UTC (link)
Karma is AWESOME, right?

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[info]equate
2009-10-30 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Don't flaunt.

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[info]impellere
2009-10-30 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'm doin' it. I'm really doin' it.

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[info]equate
2009-10-30 04:54 pm UTC (link)
How many of your bones do I have to break what does it take for you to give up?

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would just like to point out 'apparently none because you are a silly girly man'. - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 05:00 pm UTC
a silly girly man who will PUNCH YOU IN THE JEANS, UZUMAKI X( - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 05:57 pm UTC
. . . lol kinky <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 06:48 pm UTC
.........it's a parody song by the Lonely Island o.o; - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 07:03 pm UTC
... how would I even know that dsnfksjfksfd - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 07:19 pm UTC
you know it's infamous when even *I* know it >_>; - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 07:28 pm UTC
Ahah links are wasted on me. This comp lacks audio. - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 07:41 pm UTC
XD; well, it's a funny piece. - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 07:45 pm UTC
I will ttly watch it after work xD - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 07:50 pm UTC
how are you rping from a registry. i can't even. watch 'on a boat' by them, too. - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 08:21 pm UTC
n-no it just lacks speakers. I suffer through it. :( - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 08:37 pm UTC
oh, you poor victim =_= - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 09:02 pm UTC
. . . for once could you coddle me sans reject :< - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 09:13 pm UTC
.....everyone else does that already >_> Too much and you get spoiled. - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 09:20 pm UTC
whu- who told you... THEY ALL SMACK ME. WITH HATE. - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 09:36 pm UTC
now I have to count each word, sob. - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 09:44 pm UTC
you brought this on yourself - [info]impellere, 2009-10-30 09:46 pm UTC
SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO REJECT WITHOUT CODDLING X( - [info]equate, 2009-10-30 10:13 pm UTC
WHAT. - [info]impellere, 2009-11-07 12:58 am UTC
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT WHERE'S MY LOVE AT X ( - [info]equate, 2009-11-07 01:16 am UTC
Right here. In my lap. - [info]impellere, 2009-11-07 01:20 am UTC
weguuewriuhwr CAN'T YOU AIM FOR A PG ANSWER ONE OF THESE DAYS. - [info]equate, 2009-11-07 01:29 am UTC
. . . Hello, I'm Ash. - [info]impellere, 2009-11-07 01:33 am UTC
Hello, Pervert-chan >_>; - [info]equate, 2009-11-07 01:46 am UTC
:Da - [info]impellere, 2009-11-07 01:50 am UTC
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1/2 - [info]impellere, 2009-11-07 02:02 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-11-08 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-11-08 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-11-08 02:40 am UTC
...in a worldwide premiere, Uchiha Sasuke loses his temper. - [info]equate, 2009-11-08 02:51 am UTC
... Nope. Still sailing smoothly riiiiight over his head. - [info]impellere, 2009-11-08 03:06 am UTC
...........yeah, fuck Sasuke's life :( :: 1/4 - [info]equate, 2009-11-08 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-11-08 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-11-08 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-11-08 03:23 am UTC
1/2 - [info]impellere, 2009-11-08 05:50 am UTC
ahah. naruto what are your priorities. - [info]impellere, 2009-11-08 05:52 am UTC
ramen and condoms? - [info]equate, 2009-11-08 06:22 am UTC
. . . also, hugs. - [info]impellere, 2009-11-10 06:00 pm UTC



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