lights, camera, mandy. (filmography) wrote,
@ 2008-01-28 23:13:00

Right. I know that, timing-wise, perhaps this seems grossly inappropriate and ill-timed but

WHY IS THEIR FAKE BLOOD AND WINE ALL OVER LADY MACBETH'S WHITE DRESS? WHY? WHY NOT THE RED DRESS? I COULD HAVE HANDLED THE RED DRESS! THIS IS THE BEGINNING, ISN'T IT?! AND NOW I FEEL DIZZY AND I'M PROBABLY COMING DOWN WITH A COLD, BUT WHERE IS THE DAGGER?! THAT WAS SPECIAL-ORDERED IN AND WHERE IS IT?!

I can't breathe.

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	macbeth 2008-01-29 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Calm down. I'm searching the internet for stain removal tips. And if we must, we can find a replacement for the dagger. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	filmography 2008-01-29 05:29 am UTC (link)
	I SPENT AN ENTIRE DAY SEARCHING THAT DAGGER DOWN AT A SPECIALTY SHOP IN CUMBERLAND WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY CURRENT AFFAIRS PAPER, TERRY! THERE IS NO GODDAMN SOLUTION! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-29 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Has it not arrived yet or is it simply lost? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	filmography 2008-01-29 05:33 am UTC (link)
	IT ARRIVED THREE DAYS AGO! KEEP UP! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-29 05:39 am UTC (link)
	That is a much easier problem to solve. We'll find it, all right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	filmography 2008-01-29 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Oh, go to hell! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-29 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Very well. Perhaps after the play I will. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	filmography 2008-01-29 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Oh yes, HAH HAH HAH I'm Terry Boot, the light-hearted, hilarious director who compliments everyone and makes witty, sarcastic, dry remarks in the face of total and complete ruin because blah blah blah WHATEVER! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-29 05:47 am UTC (link)
	What total and complete ruin? And I'm not going to apologise for thinking Alice deserved a compliment for doing an excellent job. Which she has. You know very well the source of all of these problems. I don't see why you're attempting to blame others. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	filmography 2008-01-29 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Thanks a lot. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	neuro 2008-01-29 05:34 am UTC (link)
	I looked over the ingredient list, I can run over to the lab and whip up an easy solution that should break down the base and the pigments. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	filmography 2008-01-29 05:35 am UTC (link)
	THE LAB? WHAT? WHAT? NO! NO! THIS IS NOT A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT IT'S ~~MY LIFE~~ THEATER! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	neuro 2008-01-29 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Your other options are having it dry cleaned or replaced. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	filmography 2008-01-29 05:46 am UTC (link)
	If you make the wrong concoction you'll end up burning a bloody hole in it or something! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	neuro 2008-01-29 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Unlikely. I've taken all factors into account. The materials of the fabric, ingredients in the fake blood. The solution is relatively mild, it shouldn't harm the fabric. Chemistry is my thing, Mandy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	filmography 2008-01-29 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Oh! Lovely! Perfect! So everyone gets to have their THING! How nice for you all! WONDERFUL! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	neuro 2008-01-29 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Alright. I'll see you tomorrow morning, Mandy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	macbeth 2008-01-29 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Alice. I appreciate that. You are doing an excellent job as stage manager. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	filmography 2008-01-29 05:38 am UTC (link)
	OH, RIGHT! EXCELLENT IMPLICATION! THANK-YOU SO SODDING MUCH! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-29 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Hmm? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-29 06:00 am UTC (link)
	It's the curse. It's begun to rear its ugly head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-29 06:02 am UTC (link)
	You're kidding. Right? That thing isn't real. Right? There's no curse. Please! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-29 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Terry. I'm confused. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-29 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Of course there's a curse. Did you think I wasn't serious? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	neuro 2008-01-29 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, Terry. (Reply to this)(Parent)