florence (gems) wrote,
@ 2008-01-31 22:29:00

Since I'll be studying psychology at uni next year, my darling daddy sent me a teeny gift so I could start educating myself. Isn't that so thoughtful? He's such a sweetie, my daddy is! I've been learning all about Sigmund Freud. What a naughty, naughty man he was! After much reading, however, I've come to the conclusion that his theories do sound rather logical. How funny is that? Who knew that an undersexed old crazy could have some actual insight about other people! That was very disrespectful thing to say. One mustn't speculate about the sex lives of the dead! It's simply not polite!

Anyway, I'm amazed about how easy it is to fit all of you into his various stages of development. Your libidos, how they linger! I do have some spare time these days, so it wouldn't trouble me to help some of you resolve your fixations. I must work on myself first, of course! I have discovered that I have a very, very strong oral fixation! Doesn't that sound silly?

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	propriety 2008-02-01 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Are you absolutely certain it's a good idea to discuss your oral fixation over the network, Florence? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 05:01 am UTC (link)
	One cannot resolve one's fixation until one comes to terms and accepts what that fixation is! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	propriety 2008-02-01 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps but I suppose one's fixation shouldn't be discussed in mixed company either. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 05:08 am UTC (link)
	It's a little harmless psychology, Samantha! Learning about one's self is all the rage these days. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	propriety 2008-02-01 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh? I had no idea. I suppose I must be old-fashioned then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Tradition is a wonderful thing to have, but one must be open-minded, pet! When are we going to get together to talk about your teensy weensy little problem? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	propriety 2008-02-01 05:17 am UTC (link)
	What problem is that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Out of respect, I'll disclose in private. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	propriety 2008-02-01 05:22 am UTC (link)
	I suppose I appreciate that then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Of course, poppet! I care too dearly about our friendship! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	daftne 2008-02-01 04:56 am UTC (link)
	LIBIDOS???? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Yes, your libido, Daphne! It's Freud's term for all that latent energy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-01 06:26 am UTC (link)
	CAN'T YOU JUST RUN IT OFF (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 06:30 am UTC (link)
	No, sweetums! That's not how it works. Of course, you don't have anything to worry about. According to Freud, you're so well adjusted, poppet! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-01 06:42 am UTC (link)
	REALLY???? TELL ME MORE!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Your libido is fixated in what Freud calls the genital stage. I'm so jealous! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-01 06:46 am UTC (link)
	WHAT (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 06:52 am UTC (link)
	No need to be alarmed, pet! It's Freud. He did drugs, of course he would have silly little names for his stages! I personally thinks it gives his theory a little something something. You know? How boring would it be if he called it the formal operational stage? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-02-01 07:00 am UTC (link)
	hey! piaget was brill. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Of course he was, pet! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	obnoxious 2008-02-01 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Psychoanalyse me, then, Freudette. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Your libido, pet, is fixated in the phallic stage! How wonderful! I have a treasure chest of knowledge about ~~those~~ that. I can offer you all the help you need. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-01 07:02 am UTC (link)
	So you're a phallic expert? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 07:04 am UTC (link)
	Something like that, love! I've read two whole chapters on how to handle the phallic personality. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-01 07:10 am UTC (link)
	You think you have a good grip on it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Nikolas! How could you even ask? You should know by now that I have a very good grasp on the subject. I said I read two entire chapters. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-01 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Just two? I'm not convinced. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-01 07:21 am UTC (link)
	You should see how many pages there are in each of those chapters. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-01 07:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure it almost killed you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	muffins 2008-02-01 07:26 am UTC (link)
	My oh my! Logical or not, it all sounds a bit risque! I wonder what my fixation is! (Reply to this)

	creepy 2008-02-01 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	I have an oral fixation. ;) (Reply to this)

	bitchy 2008-02-01 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you have an oral fixation? I never would have guessed! That truly surprises me! Wow! (Reply to this)

	architect 2008-02-02 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Freud was a hack. (Reply to this)

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