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Uzumaki Naruto ([info]impellere) wrote,
@ 2009-09-05 02:34:00


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Current mood: crappy

UZUMAKI NARUTO: MALE GIGILO


. . .

I thought the sparkles would make it better.


PS. It doesn't. But it does make it really fucking pretty.

PSS. I don't think I like muffins very much. Might learn to bake them. But I don't have pans. Only girls and cooks have pans. ANY GIRLS I KNOW HAVE PANS I COULD USE? I'll give 'em right back and even share. If like... they don't suck.

There's no room in this world for sucky muffins. Or broken ribs. Side. Hurt. Ow. Do you hear me. OW.

And when the deed is done there will be a muffin celebration. Anyone cool will come. Except not to my place. VOLUNTEERS WELCOME. DON'T BE SHY. I know some of you have to be cool so step up. D:

[SAKURA] come back and yell at me ok? i dont even care why.

just dont disappear forever. or something.

cus then id miss you

so come back.
[/SAKURA]


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... masochistic tendencies?
[info]verdure
2009-09-06 11:03 pm UTC (link)
You're supposed to be an actor, you know. You're supposed to care.

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so talking to each other is like getting an impromptu smack on the arse. :|a
[info]impellere
2009-09-06 11:21 pm UTC (link)
I do care.

I'm just not stupid enough not to eat what I like.

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... pretty much.
[info]verdure
2009-09-06 11:37 pm UTC (link)
That sounds an awful lot like not caring.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-07 06:34 am UTC (link)
It does.

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[info]verdure
2009-09-08 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Dumbass. If you blow up like a balloon, I'm totally not going anywhere on stage with you.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-09 12:21 am UTC (link)
This sexy balloon doesn't care. Miss out on the joys in life all on your own. Go ahead.

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[info]verdure
2009-09-09 12:25 am UTC (link)
I really don't see how muffins are a joy in life.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-09 12:30 am UTC (link)
Have you ever had one that wasn't 100 calories or less?

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[info]verdure
2009-09-09 12:32 am UTC (link)
No, which means I'll never know what I'm missing. Which is fine with me.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-09 12:58 am UTC (link)
One day, Ino. I'm gonna find a muffin loaded with everything unhealthy and delicious. And you will eat it.

Look forward to that day.

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[info]verdure
2009-09-09 01:00 am UTC (link)
I look forward to the day when I can punch you in the face.

As if I'd ever give up my amazing figure for a stupid muffin.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-09 01:43 am UTC (link)
You'd have to jump off the pedestal to reach me first.

No muffin is going to risk suicide for you with that attitude. One muffin isn't going to ruin you!

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[info]verdure
2009-09-09 03:30 am UTC (link)
One muffin will turn into many muffins, and then I'll be a fatass like you.

I like my butt the size it is, thank you very much.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-09 03:33 am UTC (link)
My fat ass gets lead roles. What kinda trick can yours do other than fitting in jeans meant for a ten year old?!

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[info]verdure
2009-09-09 03:40 am UTC (link)
That's because guys can be fat and still get lead roles! Girls are supposed to be all pretty and skinny if they ever want to make it big.

Don't even try to tell me it's not true, because you know I'm right.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-09 06:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah. 'Cause Roseanne was picture perfect.

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[info]verdure
2009-09-09 06:48 am UTC (link)
Name five more famous fat ladies.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-09 08:07 am UTC (link)
You think I'm stupid? If I name them they'll hunt me down and chew me out like you would if I said you looked like you wear a size eight.

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[info]verdure
2009-09-09 08:18 am UTC (link)
I-I don't look like I wear a size eight!

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[info]impellere
2009-09-09 08:24 am UTC (link)

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