Uzumaki Naruto (impellere) wrote,
@ 2009-09-05 02:34:00

Current mood:

crappy

UZUMAKI NARUTO: MALE GIGILO

. . .

I thought the sparkles would make it better.

_{PS. It doesn't. But it does make it really fucking pretty.}

PSS. I don't think I like muffins very much. Might learn to bake them. But I don't have pans. Only girls and cooks have pans. ANY GIRLS I KNOW HAVE PANS I COULD USE? I'll give 'em right back and even share. If like... they don't suck.

There's no room in this world for sucky muffins. ~~Or broken ribs. Side. Hurt. Ow. Do you hear me. OW.~~

And when the deed is done there will be a muffin celebration. Anyone cool will come. Except not to my place. VOLUNTEERS WELCOME. DON'T BE SHY. I know some of you have to be cool so step up. D:

[SAKURA] come back and yell at me ok? i dont even care why.

just dont disappear forever. or something.

cus then id miss you

so come back.
[/SAKURA]

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	oriental_dragon 2009-09-05 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	~~I didn't hit you that hard...~~ ... I'll bring muffins from the cafe? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-06 04:14 am UTC (link)
	~~I never said-... Ya. Y'don't know your own strength. Hurt.~~ I do really like muffins, Tenny. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-06 04:16 am UTC (link)
	~~Should I kiss it and make it better, then?~~ ...That explains the nickname you've got me under in your phone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-06 04:22 am UTC (link)
	... What is a naughty Tenten doing snooping through big daddy's phone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-05 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Ew. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-06 04:09 am UTC (link)
	You have to pay triple. And pay for the date. And not show up so I can do something important instead. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-06 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Like I would pay to eat your crappy muffins. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-05 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	...so much respect for your profession that you can't even spell it. Fascinating. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-06 04:10 am UTC (link)
	~~fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou~~ It's not a job, idiot. You know so much you should of known that, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-06 04:27 am UTC (link)
	What was that, Uzumaki? No, I'm afraid you're not quite literate enough to wash my floors. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	infrawhite 2009-09-05 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Having a pan but being no girl, I'm afraid there's not much use I can be to you. Also: Gigolo. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-06 04:15 am UTC (link)
	With a pleated skirt and some knee highs we could do something with you I guess. ... There's a story. It's just long. And I'm tired. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	infrawhite 2009-09-06 08:55 am UTC (link)
	Not thigh-highs? Get rest, then. I won't forget to ask once you're better. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-09-06 12:23 am UTC (link)
	So if you're going all domestic and shit, does this mean that I get muffins? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-06 04:11 am UTC (link)
	NO MUFFIN FOR YOU (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-09-06 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Why the hell not? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-06 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-06 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	You're not getting any unless you help. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-07 02:55 am UTC (link)
	good luck with your ventures, i guess. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	i'm with stupid ^ verdure 2009-09-06 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Naruto, seriously. Muffins are more fattening than eggs. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	... there has to be some reason these two even talk to each other impellere 2009-09-06 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	And here I am not giving a damn about my girly figure. Fix me, Ino-chan. Fix me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	... masochistic tendencies? verdure 2009-09-06 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	You're supposed to be an actor, you know. You're supposed to care. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aniki_ukon 2009-09-08 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	You. Are. Crazy. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-08 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	-In. Love. With. Baked Goods. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aniki_ukon 2009-09-09 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Read: You are crazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)