She does a lot of things too loudly, or so the neighbors say. I like her volume just fine.

But seriously, the butler? I know you're kind of...socially inept, but you'd have to be completely retarded to actually believe that one. What they've got is one thing, but what we have is quite another. I thought for sure that you'd be observant enough to see that without me needing to spell it out for you.

Besides, he's obviously gay. I know that from experience.