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Major Montana Max: pillsbury major[info]herr_major on January 13th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
Aha! Certainly zis is a discussion not meant for mein ears, ja? Please, please. [waves hands placatingly.] Let's not get into zoze waters.

I can't help but zink zat zis is all very... amusing, fraulein. I had no idea a voman of your calibur vas indulging herself so freely vith her own pet dog!

Hm, I vill have to ask und Doktor if zis ist considered bestiality! Ahahaha!
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Herr Doktor: Nervous[info]herr_doktor on January 13th, 2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
[He frantically flips through about three books, making a noise of surprise as one of them slips in the confusion and jumps to try to catch it, dropping the other two in the process. He looks among them for a moment with a pained shock before sighing dejectedly and picking them up again, mumbling something under his breath about 'damned catboys' in German.]

Let's see heeeere....Aha! Bestiality! [Reads diligently] Ahh, nein, nein. Unfortunately zis does not qualify. Unless he ist actually und dog..? Sadly ze vast majority lacks understanding of such matters. Alzough I do believe it could still be considered necrophilia!
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Major Montana Max: playing cards[info]herr_major on January 14th, 2009 02:51 am (UTC)
Necrophilia! [snorts] Ja, I suppose zis vould qualify. [shakes head, tisking again.]

Vell zhen. I hope ve didn't... interrupt anyzing, Dok, ja?
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