*insert pimp hat joke here*

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LOLOLOLOL. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD. -___-

DO NOT LET THE FIRST 15 SECONDS FRIGHTEN YOU AWAY

There is Channing. And Jenna. Dancing. And a WHOLE MESS of people on CRACK.

It's basically a huge mash-up of never seen clips. The fact that Brad Paisley's "Alcohol" is in the trailer makes me giggle myself stupid. BUT otherwise most of these clips are some pretty HEAVY SHIT. Gore, violence, all that. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.



Channing, bb, I can't understand a word you is sayin' unless I turn the speakers all the way up.

Stop-Loss TV Spot - Fun on Set

Stop-Loss TV Spot - Introduction to the Characters

...and go!

Edit: The rest of the pictures from the G.I. Joe set. (Including Channing!Abs)

The first one, in particular, was nice to wake up to today.



I wish this photoshoot would just be released in it's entirety already. Christ.

So, I've been spazzing for the better part of two weeks due to Johnny Depp and Christian Bale being cast in Michael Mann's Public Enemies.

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Source: Variety

Well, this morning Variety broke the news that Channing Tatum (who was originally just in-talks to join) has been added to the cast of Public Enemies by director Michael Mann. Other new cast additions? Giovanni Ribisi, Stephen Dorff, Jason Clarke, and Marion Cotillard.

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Source: Variety

My reaction: FUCK. YES.

My head is going to explode if I see this movie, y'all. Because not only is it Depp, Bale, and Tatum in the SAME FREAKING MOVIE - it's a gangster movie. About John freaking Dilinger. And Pretty Boy Floyd. And so on. And HOLY FREAKING GOD. WHY IS THIS NOT IN THEATERS, ALREADY?

ETA: AND! Ain't It Cool! is reporting that Channing has been cast as Duke in Stephen Sommer's G.I. Joe and a formal announcement will come later today. *asplodey*

This almost makes me feel not-sad about Pinkville getting canned. Not entirely, but *almost*.