Ally: hmmm mark is definitely going to show up at the ball as maximilian timber
Ron: WITHOUT CLOTHES???
Ron: (SAY YES)
Ally: LOLOLOL
Ally: he'll have clothes on but he doesn't plan on them staying that way
Ron: He must have to get escorted out of so many public places.
Ally: LOLOLOLOL
Ally: that his sister has to walk him to in the first place, yes
Ron: AHAHAHAHA
Ally: XD
Ally: if someone's an ass to him, he's just goes FUCK IT. I'M LOSING THE PANTS.
Ron: BEST MEDIATIVE STRATEGY EVER
Ron: Imagine how many problems could be resolved by dropping trou.
Ally: LMFAO
Ally: THUS IS A GLIMPSE INTO THE MIND OF MARK TIMMS
Ron: MARKY MAX YOU ARE BRILLIANT.

Ally: DAMN IT. PHOTOBUCKET REMOVED THE [Garrett Hedlund] ASS CRACK PICTURES
Kristin: O.O!
Ally: lmao I anticipated it
Kristin: You did
Kristin: you told me
Kristin: xD
Ally: i'll have to upload them to imageshack or tinypic
Ally: they did the same to [Josh Duhamel]'s ass crack and peen pictures
Kristin: ...well...
Ally: lmfao
Ally: OMG DID I EVER SHOW YOU THE [Channing Tatum] PEEN PICTURE?
Ally: IT'S ~ART~
Kristin: WELL YOU DIDN'T
Kristin: BUT I FOUND IT
Kristin: AND OH HEY
Ally: LMFAO
Ally: IT'S SMALL :[
Kristin: lmao
Ally: BUT THEY CAN GROW LOTS
Ally: WHEN ~ERECT~
Kristin: WELL THAT'S GOOD
Kristin: THIS IS SUCH A WEIRD CONVERSATION
Ally: LMFAO
Ally: TOTALLY POSTING IT
Kristin: O.O!!!!
Kristin: WHERE? LMAO
Ally: YOUR MOM'S BLOG
Kristin: SHE'D APPRECIATE THE PEEN CONVO
Kristin: /SARCASM
Kristin: THAT WAS WEIRD TOO
Ally: BUT I'M SWITCHING THE CHARACTER NAMES WITH THE ACTORS
Ally: SO IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE
Kristin: LMAO