[EVENT] prison time omg
Just so you all know, your lovely boss has been arrested.

DETAILS HERE!

For the record, this was sparked on by this conversation with Itachi. Madara had to go lay the smack down on three assholes who dared to mess with Itachi. >| Based off Itachi's descriptions, Madara hired a private investigator to hunt them down, and once names and locations were acquired, he set out. To keeeeel.

Madara is currently hiding out at Hashirama's house, and has a few injuries (busted lip, torn-up knuckles, bruised ribs, and various bruises around his body) caused by when the guys fought back. He'll remain hidden for a few days, letting his injuries heal and the DRAMA!!1 settle. He may or may not answer his phone, depending on who is calling and what for.

Press will likely be lurking around the company, trying to dish up scoops. So this affects you all. :( Sasori, especially you. :D