Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-03-10 21:08:00

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If you're familiar with Bravo's "The Real Housewives of _____" series, then maybe you can agree that... they need to come to Reno. And film me.

Because I have a perfect marriage. And I look great on TV.

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	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:45 am UTC (link)
	I want to go to the kinds of parties you're invited to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:46 am UTC (link)
	If you're going to be a real housewife, get used to giant black dildos. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I think I shouldn't reply to that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:02 am UTC (link)
	You're getting a glitter one, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Silver glitter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Purple. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:05 am UTC (link)
	That's acceptable, too. Do you want to be there when I use it, too? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Haha, no! That's your no-no zone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:07 am UTC (link)
	I'll allow it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Make Tobiblahblah do it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:09 am UTC (link)
	He wouldn't be into it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:11 am UTC (link)
	My marriage is better than yours. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:12 am UTC (link)
	I'll train him. Don't tell me yours was actually interesting before you trained him. I won't believe it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:12 am UTC (link)
	He wasn't housebroken. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:13 am UTC (link)
	... He pissed in the bed? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:17 am UTC (link)
	No, but you made me laugh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	But come to think of it, that Housewives show would suit you perfectly. They're all beautiful, vain, shallow gossips. And fight amongst themselves for domination. I think you would be alpha. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Alpha and omega. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	I don't get it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	It means I'm the beginning and the end, like God. I'm holy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	So full of yourself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	It's a worthy cause. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	So if you get on the show do I get to be on it, too? As the sexy son that never listens and does what he wants? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	As the needy little short-short wearing tart who slinks in my shadow and steals thunder. Like Paris and Nicole. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)