Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-03-10 21:08:00

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If you're familiar with Bravo's "The Real Housewives of _____" series, then maybe you can agree that... they need to come to Reno. And film me.

Because I have a perfect marriage. And I look great on TV.

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	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 07:35 am UTC (link)
	I want to pin you to the bed and own you. How's that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 07:36 am UTC (link)
	How can you own someone by pinning them to the bed? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Use your imagination but don't assume like always that it means I want to do you up the butt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 07:42 am UTC (link)
	No. I'm trying to understand why pinning someone to the bed means ownership of them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 07:44 am UTC (link)
	When you've got me pinned, don't you feel a rush of power? Don't think as hard as you are. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 07:48 am UTC (link)
	Of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 07:49 am UTC (link)
	I want to feel that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Ohh. Wouldn't it have been much easier to say that in the first place? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 07:54 am UTC (link)
	I did say that! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 07:56 am UTC (link)
	No. You said you wanted to train people to fight and then take ownership by pinning me to the bed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 07:58 am UTC (link)
	I said I wanted to tie you to a chair and strip in front of you! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 08:00 am UTC (link)
	Can we just go back to talking about that again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 08:00 am UTC (link)
	Yes, sir. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 08:04 am UTC (link)
	So tied up and stripping in front. How slow are you going to do it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 08:08 am UTC (link)
	A moderate pace. Fast enough to keep you interested but not so slow it's just torture. And some dancing in your lap. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 08:12 am UTC (link)
	You can't touch for too long. That will work me up too fast. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	You can't touch at all, so working you up too fast won't hurt me. Don't you know the golden law of stripping? I touch you, you don't touch me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	I've only ever been to a strip club once and I was too drunk to remember it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Well you're not allowed to touch. Just watch, and grip the chair when I do something sexy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Why would anyone put themselves through that when they can't touch is crazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Because it's slow, sexy torture. Especially for you, since you always want me so badly. You wouldn't be allowed to touch, and you wouldn't even be able to. Tied up, all you could do was hope I touch lower. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-11 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	How long as you going to leave me like that? Not even you can hold out forever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)