Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-07-14 16:47:00

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Today I had my photoshoot, and they sent me off with a mock-cover suggesting what it might look like. If you're interested, it's here, and it'll be the August 2010 issue, so go pick it up. I might even give you a free autograph. And yes, it's full nude. Exciting, I know. This might be the revitalization of my model career. I really missed the attention.

And with photos in mind, last night I went through some old photographs from my childhood, and being as kind as I am I decided to share four of my favorites.

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	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	The bear, not you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Can't it entice both? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	No, that's gross. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	You're a bully. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	At least you guys aren't screwing in the stairwell anymore. ... That I know of. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	We've upgraded to the lounge. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Ewww. Keep it in your bedroom, at least. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	It was a joke. Like you're one to talk, anyway. At least I don't pick up the phone while it happens. Who are you, Paris Hilton? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	You could've hung up at any time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	You could have, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Private. vitiated 2010-07-14 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe I wanted to make you jealous. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Tobirama has never made me jealous. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-14 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Not even a little? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Only when you chose him over me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-14 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	You never wanted me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Do you really believe that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-14 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	I know it. I'm second best to you, I always will be. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Would you rather have nothing? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-14 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what you want me to do, at this point. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I wish you'd show me more affection, at least. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 12:03 am UTC (link)
	... I haven't been showing enough? Are you asking to be treated like how I treat Izuna? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Not like that. But I deserve at least half as much time as you give your husband. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Private.

kiss_and_sell
2010-07-15 12:12 am UTC (link)

How much time do you think I give him? I work days, he works nights. I catch him for maybe an hour every morning when I'm waking up and he's coming home. The rest of the day I work or I bother him while he's trying to sleep. I know it looks like we're always together, but we're not attached at the hips all the time.

If you want more attention then okay, but don't misunderstand how I spend my day.

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	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 12:15 am UTC (link)
	I never said you spend all day with him, but when you're not working you're with him. I'm only there for when your convenience, and I've never done that to you. I expect you to treat me the same as you'd treat him ... if you really love me honestly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)