Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-06-29 09:26:00

Current mood:	headacheeee
Entry tags:	i is the master, senju lost a bet.

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Hashirama Senju. Here is your list of slavery chores for the day.

1) Give me a massage.
2) Brush my hair for 30 minutes.
3) Go make a national emergency out of getting me a Frappachino.
4) Give me a piggy-back ride around the company.
5) It's a surprise that will last the duration of the day.
6) Tuck me in and tell me a bedtime story.

You will also be required to wear a bit, and call me Master when I allow you to speak. You will be extra gentle. I have a hangover.

To everybody else... please call him "Madara's Pet" for the duration of the day. Thank you.

[ ooc: this was also published today. mada doesn't know about it. ]

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	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	~~Tsunade.~~ No one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	Izuna now has. Along with anybody else who I show this to and reveal your identity to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	Let me guess. Another tool for leverage. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 12:26 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. You going to behave? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	Not like it's really worth while leverage. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	"... we're all left wondering who the mysterious older-looking man is. Our photographer described his as having sloppy facial hair, and looking somewhat like a homeless man ..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	.... My facial hair is well trimmed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	Of course it is. Like a grizzly bear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	It is refined. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	It hurts me when I want to cuddle. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	Stop rubbing your face against it then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	It's going to cut my flesh off. Then what will you do? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	And how is that my problem? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'll charge you for my plastic surgery. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not shaving it off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	You don't miss being smooth? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	I don't miss looking like a kid without it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	You like looking like a mountain/homeless man? I guess it suits you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	Then there is nothing for you to worry about then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'll put a sheet over your head before snuggling. How's that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	And here I thought you loved me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, you're cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	You want a treat, slave? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on what it is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)