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legendarytits ([info]legendarytits) wrote,
@ 2009-06-30 11:49:00


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Current mood: aggravated
Entry tags:epidemic, shit happens

General Announcement
I understand there is a hideous stomach bug of some sort going around. I'm thinking it must be some type of food poisoning due to the severity and suddenness of onset, however I am still evaluating the situation. It could be a flu virus.

To those of you who are sick, I am coming around to each bathroom now with bottles of water and Pepto Bismol so hang tight as long as you can, help is on the way.

I also ask that anyone sick please let me know when you started feeling ill and what you may have eaten today, or if you came into contact with anyone severely ill recently. That would help me figure out what damned idiot caused this. Thank you.

Also, to anyone not ill, please don't go into the bathrooms! Seriously, you don't want to go in there. If you need to pee, just... hold it if you can. Or if anyone knows of an uncontaminated bathroom, let the rest of us know.



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[info]notyourfantasy
2009-06-30 08:42 pm UTC (link)
I am ordering take out, I do not trust the food in here.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Good idea, front desk guy. (Sorry, I don't know your name.) You aren't ill, then? I should keep a running tally of the infected and healthy. Let me know if you start feeling queasy.

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[info]notyourfantasy
2009-06-30 08:51 pm UTC (link)
I have not been ill since I was 13, I do not plan on ruining that track record. Would you like anything? It is that vegetarian cafe down the street.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Good, I hope you don't break that track record either.

They have falafel at that cafe, right? You can get me one of those and just keep it up at the reception desk with you until I'm free to pick it up. I'll pay you back then, too.

Thank you... what is your name, anyway? I'm Tsunade, the doctor here, in case you don't know me either.

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[info]notyourfantasy
2009-06-30 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Alright, I will order them for you. They will be where you said.

I already know your name. I make a point to know everyone in the company by name, occupation and faults.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Damn, that's creepy...

... Thank you? You never did tell me your name.

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[info]notyourfantasy
2009-06-30 09:18 pm UTC (link)
It is not creepy. It is polite.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:21 pm UTC (link)
It's polite to know someone's faults? I'd call that invasive. You know what else would be polite? If you told me your name when I asked for it.

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[info]notyourfantasy
2009-06-30 09:26 pm UTC (link)
It saves headaches for later. If you're aware that someone say... brings alcohol to work, it is safe to say that the person might not be the first person you go to for a favor unless you're going to black mail them.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-07-02 08:44 pm UTC (link)
... How the hell would you know--?

You know what? Forget the falafel. You can keep it. I'll even pay you for it.

I don't think I can trust someone who blackmails other people.

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[info]notyourfantasy
2009-07-03 03:25 am UTC (link)
Black mail? Who said I was blackmailing? It was just an example.

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[info]bone4you
2009-06-30 09:00 pm UTC (link)
There are some great plants near the greeting desk that people could use.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:05 pm UTC (link)
... That's disgusting. And unsanitary. Don't piss in the potted plants; they aren't toilets.

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[info]bone4you
2009-06-30 09:07 pm UTC (link)
People have been pissing in plants for millions of years, can't be that bad.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Not in indoor ones. Besides, your piss will probably kill them.

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[info]bone4you
2009-06-30 10:20 pm UTC (link)
My piss has yet to kill any plants.

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[info]bigsigh
2009-06-30 09:03 pm UTC (link)
The executive bathrooms ... I suppose can be opened to the majority of staff that haven't been affected by this virus or.. Whatever this is going around. You can let the desperate know that I'll leave them unlocked for today.

I should also assure everyone that we're doing all we can to find whoever spread or caused this. Considering nearly everyone is now useless to do what we pay them for, I can at least promise that the punishment will be severe.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:04 pm UTC (link)
... My safe haven.

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[info]bigsigh
2009-06-30 09:10 pm UTC (link)
...This is an emergency, Madara. If you're that upset, hold it until you get home.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm about to die and you're renting out my bathroom.

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[info]bigsigh
2009-06-30 09:13 pm UTC (link)
...You have it too?

Then you've already probably contaminated the bathroom. Now there's nowhere safe.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:14 pm UTC (link)
... Contaminated. Don't make it sound so bad.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Go home, Madara. Please.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:20 pm UTC (link)
I would definitely love to, but unfortunately can't.

I need to find an outlet in the bathroom for my laptop charger, though...

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Goddamn it. I'll send up some Pepto Bismol.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:17 pm UTC (link)
That would be appreciated.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:10 pm UTC (link)
May I have permission to send everyone who's sick home for today? It should make cleaning this mess up easier.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Yes, send them home.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Thank you.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Tell them to ruin their own plumbing.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, I'm sure everyone will appreciate your generosity. And I, for one, am happy to hear you'll be punishing the idiot who did this.

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[info]bigsigh
2009-06-30 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Assuming they can be found. Another night of watching over security tapes. Joy.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Good luck to you. If you need help, I'll volunteer. As long as I can bring a bottle of whiskey to the 'viewing party'.

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[info]greatwhitesmile
2009-06-30 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Whoa. Gross.

Glad I work on the other side.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Consider yourself lucky.

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[info]greatwhitesmile
2009-06-30 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, trust me, I do.

Any good horror stories?

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:23 pm UTC (link)
So far, just bathrooms and bathrooms full of staff vomiting and shitting out the entire contents of their bowels. It's sort of like night of the living dead, but shittier. That a horror story enough?

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[info]greatwhitesmile
2009-06-30 09:25 pm UTC (link)
See, if it was me, I'd be miserable.

But since it's not me, I'm kind of laughing.

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[info]smile_with_soul
2009-06-30 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Some people at the spa haven't been feeling so well, Ms. Tsunade. One girl has been in the bathroom for a while now and it's worrisome. It's okay to send them home right?

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[info]drown_in_blue
2009-06-30 10:42 pm UTC (link)
It is certainly not fun watching your coworker make a naked dash for the bathroom in the middle of scene 4. May I kill mutilate hurt whomever started this?

And in the meantime, I'll thank all and any gods that I don't eat the food here.

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[info]devilswalknstik
2009-06-30 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Nothing reported over here. Looks like its to the offices only.

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[info]o_bit_o
2009-07-01 01:35 am UTC (link)
Woah, thanks for the warning. Pranks like this are bad, mine would never hurt anyone too bad.

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