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legendarytits ([info]legendarytits) wrote,
@ 2009-06-30 11:49:00


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Current mood: aggravated
Entry tags:epidemic, shit happens

General Announcement
I understand there is a hideous stomach bug of some sort going around. I'm thinking it must be some type of food poisoning due to the severity and suddenness of onset, however I am still evaluating the situation. It could be a flu virus.

To those of you who are sick, I am coming around to each bathroom now with bottles of water and Pepto Bismol so hang tight as long as you can, help is on the way.

I also ask that anyone sick please let me know when you started feeling ill and what you may have eaten today, or if you came into contact with anyone severely ill recently. That would help me figure out what damned idiot caused this. Thank you.

Also, to anyone not ill, please don't go into the bathrooms! Seriously, you don't want to go in there. If you need to pee, just... hold it if you can. Or if anyone knows of an uncontaminated bathroom, let the rest of us know.


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[info]bigsigh
2009-06-30 09:03 pm UTC (link)
The executive bathrooms ... I suppose can be opened to the majority of staff that haven't been affected by this virus or.. Whatever this is going around. You can let the desperate know that I'll leave them unlocked for today.

I should also assure everyone that we're doing all we can to find whoever spread or caused this. Considering nearly everyone is now useless to do what we pay them for, I can at least promise that the punishment will be severe.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:04 pm UTC (link)
... My safe haven.

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[info]bigsigh
2009-06-30 09:10 pm UTC (link)
...This is an emergency, Madara. If you're that upset, hold it until you get home.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm about to die and you're renting out my bathroom.

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[info]bigsigh
2009-06-30 09:13 pm UTC (link)
...You have it too?

Then you've already probably contaminated the bathroom. Now there's nowhere safe.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:14 pm UTC (link)
... Contaminated. Don't make it sound so bad.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Go home, Madara. Please.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:20 pm UTC (link)
I would definitely love to, but unfortunately can't.

I need to find an outlet in the bathroom for my laptop charger, though...

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Goddamn it. I'll send up some Pepto Bismol.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:17 pm UTC (link)
That would be appreciated.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:10 pm UTC (link)
May I have permission to send everyone who's sick home for today? It should make cleaning this mess up easier.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Yes, send them home.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Thank you.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-30 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Tell them to ruin their own plumbing.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, I'm sure everyone will appreciate your generosity. And I, for one, am happy to hear you'll be punishing the idiot who did this.

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[info]bigsigh
2009-06-30 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Assuming they can be found. Another night of watching over security tapes. Joy.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Good luck to you. If you need help, I'll volunteer. As long as I can bring a bottle of whiskey to the 'viewing party'.

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