♥; m&m (morag) wrote,
@ 2008-03-25 15:47:00

vierundzwanzig; tuesday, december 16th, 1997.
[ PRIVATE TO LISA, READABLE BY KAT ]
I'm sorry for doing this in such short notice, but I won't be able to go home with you for the holidays. I've been requested to go home and I don't even want to know what that's supposed to mean.

I'll try to sneak in a visit for a couple of days, at least, though. I'll let you know? Don't have too much fun without me.
[ /PRIVATE ]

Who took my copy of Theories of Transubstantial Transfiguration? Give it back now.

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	morag 2008-03-28 08:10 am UTC (link)
	I haven't learned the skill to talk to dogs, yet, Mikey. And the yelling didn't help, either. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 08:12 am UTC (link)
	You could sing to it. Or even call it Mikey, maybe it will fall under your spell like I do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 08:19 am UTC (link)
	I have a feeling that's not a very good idea, unless I want to spend my holidays locked up in St. Mungo's. Hm, what should I sing? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 08:24 am UTC (link)
	I'd come visit you with different foods in the shape of my head, then they'd lock me up next to you. How about the Spice Girls? My mum loves them. Scarily enough. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 08:29 am UTC (link)
	I'd hold you to that. If there's anything more depressing than spending the holidays alone, it's spending them alone in a psych ward. Who are the Spice Girls and what kind of name is that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 08:34 am UTC (link)
	What would happen if I suddenly barged in on the quality family time you're having? My aunt gave me the perfect pink jumper to wear for the occasion. Some scary birds who wear six layers of makeup and shoes bigger than my head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 08:37 am UTC (link)
	I'd tie you to my bed so you kept me company for the rest of the holidays. Even if you're wearing a pink jumper. Yeah, no. I think I'll pass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 08:46 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't sound like a terrible idea, as long as you don't mind that the jumper has a giant flower on it, too. I think my aunt is under the impression that I dip into the homosexual side of things. Tell me to shove off if you hear me singing their lyrics, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 08:52 am UTC (link)
	That's alright, we'll get rid of the pink sweater with the giant flower. Your aunt's impression doesn't seem to be too far-fetched if you're singing along to something called the Spice Girls. Anything we should know, Mikey? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 08:57 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps I'd borrow one of your shirts. I'm sure that would look absolutely smashing. Blame my mum, love. I can't help but get whatever rubbish she's singing in my head. I don't go around sining if you wanna be my lover to just anyone. Only the blokes, of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Sure, of course. If you must See, now I'm jealous. One day apart and you're already wooing random blokes with cheesy song lyrics. And all I get is a missing book. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 09:06 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you'll fall in love with the pink and the flower, one never knows. That's all it takes, one day away from Morag and I change sides. Pity, that. Clearly that's a sign that I'm going to force myself into your house sometime soon. Maybe something dramatic like through a window or down the chimney. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 09:13 am UTC (link)
	That's my plan. Stealing your pink sweater and wearing it forever. You should fly in through the living room window, clearly. I'd leave it open for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 09:16 am UTC (link)
	You'd send me back to my house with no shirt on so I'd have to explain to the mental ladies where my precious Christmas gift went. That's all I want for Christmas. Hey, don't tempt me. I have my broom yearning for a ride somewhere. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 09:23 am UTC (link)
	Well, no. You'd be wearing one of mine, and you can always tell them another mental lady gave it to you. You should make the great entrance during dinner, while my father's grumbling about incompetence at work and my mum's criticising so-and-so's latest fashion faux pas. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Another mental lady who certainly surpasses any of the cheek-pinching ladies at my house. I'd love to just randomly pop in, sit down, and try to edge myself into both of those stimulating conversations. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Well, she tries. But it's mostly natural charm. That'd be just as entertaining as flying in, I'm sure. And less messy, I suppose. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 09:35 am UTC (link)
	I think that's why she's adored so much, yeah? Especially if I ended my great entrance with landing atop the dinner table. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 09:37 am UTC (link)
	Well, I don't know about that. Just not on my plate, okay? I've actually missed my house elf's cooking. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 09:40 am UTC (link)
	It's a fact. I rave about you in my sleep, or so I've been told. I'll aim for your father. He seems like he'd have the best reaction. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 09:44 am UTC (link)
	You do. It's very flattering. Oh, most definitely. Maybe you can even tap dance around the table, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 09:48 am UTC (link)
	You do realize what this means, don't you? While singing to the Spice Girls! I think they would invite me to join your family right then and there. Then we'd have to get married the next day. Perfect! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 09:55 am UTC (link)
	Besides the fact that you're mildly obsessed with me? No. Oh, surely. They'll even suggest us to elope and disregard all family traditions. It would be so much fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-03-28 09:58 am UTC (link)
	Mildly? You don't have to be quite so nice to me, I can handle the truth. It's a full-blown obsession. Yeah? Should we go to Greece? Rome? Somewhere dingy in America? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-03-28 10:06 am UTC (link)
	It's part obsession, part infatuation, more like. And of course, you can't forget the part where you're madly in love with me. Despite the fact that the idea disgusts me, I'll say somewhere dingy in America. That might finish them faster. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)