pullinstrings (pullinstrings) wrote,
@ 2009-07-27 22:40:00

Current mood:	hungry
Current music:	Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
Entry tags:	dirtiest ad campaign ever, not what you think, pizza ftw

starving, man
Hot n Ready for five bucks. Tonight after work. Who wants to go do it with me just around the corner?

All hot and gooy in your mouth, fuck its the best shit ever. And really five bucks! I could eat it every day but its more fun with other people too. How about you security guys, you up for it?

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	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 07:38 am UTC (link)
	Five dollars, hm? With that price you may put Angel's Hell out of business. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 07:48 am UTC (link)
	What why would it go out of business? Five bucks is cheap so its not like I'm breakin the bank even if I did eat it everyday. They can afford my paychecks, I make sure they dont lose money from bastards who dont pay so it's all good. You want some? You're Peen right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 07:53 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps you should clarify what 'some' is. Pein. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 08:07 am UTC (link)
	You know the best shit ever. Hot n Ready. Oh right sorry I'm not so good at spelling sometimes. Peen with an i, right, Pein. Gotcha. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 08:10 am UTC (link)
	...It sounds like rather messy shit. Peen with an i would be peeni. Subconsciously think about a lot of cock, kid? And its Pein, pain with an e. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 08:29 am UTC (link)
	Thats what napkins are for. More tasty when its messy anyway! No I don't! I just thought that was your name, Suigetsu told me. Now I got it right, Pein but without the a. Kinda like there's no i in team. Cept there is an i in Pein. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 08:35 am UTC (link)
	Its called toilet paper. Whatever helps you remember, kid. A tip to the greenhorn, never listen to a word Suigetsu says. And violence only turns him on, so I suggest you keep your taser on you, its the only way to get him off when he starts humping from behind. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 09:00 am UTC (link)
	Ew toilet paper? That shit doesn't belong on your face man. Wait, what... I been talkin to Suigetsu and he hasn't been like that, you really think hed hump me! Fuuuuck. My taser's always in my pocket so dont worry. I thought he seemed pretty cool. But he did say you were a jerk. I dont think that's true, you seem cool too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 09:05 am UTC (link)
	And shit doesn't belong in your mouth. Its inevitable. You should definitely shoot him the first time you notice him walking behind you. It will warn him early that he can't rape you. Did he? Mm, he just gets annoyed that I warn people. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-28 09:10 am UTC (link)
	What the fuck? What the hell are you telling him Pein? Stop acting like I'm a fucking rapist or something. If anyone forces sex on anyone here, it's you. I at least know what consensual means, you asshole. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 09:15 am UTC (link)
	.... ~~So so confused, wtf is going on!~~ Hey now hey now, you aint raped me yet so I don't got reason to taze you or nothin. He was just tryin to help, maybe he didn't know you were good at showin how stuff works. I dont know that word, whats consensual? It sounds dirty. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-28 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Damn straight I haven't raped you. Or anyone. Pein's just being a jerk because he's jealous I can get it elsewhere. Don't trust him, new guy. Geez man, seriously? Consensual is when both parties agree to doing the deed. Or the opposite of rape, basically. This should be a lesson you should learn too, Pein, you bitch. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 09:24 am UTC (link)
	Who let you off your leash? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-28 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Don't try to be cute, I'm angry at you, you fucker. Where do you get off telling people I'll rape them? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 09:34 am UTC (link)
	And then took off the muzzle too, I see. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 09:36 am UTC (link)
	Guys guys come on! We're friends here so be nice. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-28 09:37 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, when you see the person who put them on, tell them that they can go fuck themselves. For a week. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	I am Disappoint XD ILU. so. hard. pullinstrings 2009-07-28 09:40 am UTC (link)
	Wow that sounds like itd hurt. I don't think I could do that. Nobody really put a muzzle on you did they wtf? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Haha, omg where are you? Come online so I can smother you with love! -

nudityonlegs, 2009-07-28 09:45 am UTC

>.> I promised myself I'd go to bed an hourrr ago. I can feel the love! I send you MORE! :D -

pullinstrings, 2009-07-28 09:56 am UTC

Haha, I know how that is. And yaaaaay. : D It is so delicious! -

nudityonlegs, 2009-07-28 10:01 am UTC

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 09:18 am UTC (link)
	No but who eats shit! I'm talkin about pizza, shit's just a turn of phrase or whatever. And he only offered to show me what it was like not rape but other stuff, so I don't think hed rape me. Thanks for the warning though maybe if you talk to Suigetsu youd see he's tryin to help too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Pizza, hmm. It doesn't sound as appealing now that its been referred to as shit. That's how it always starts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 09:37 am UTC (link)
	It tastes like heaven, you're missin out if you dont come. How what starts? I thought rape started with forcin and no ones forcin me to do anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 09:44 am UTC (link)
	Heaven, hm? ~~That's what people say about angel dust.~~ Bring me back a slice of heaven then. So you're doing it willingly. I still suggest you tazer him afterwards. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 09:49 am UTC (link)
	Hell man I'll bring you back a whole box of heaven its only five bucks! Uh Im not doin anything ~~yet~~. But he likes pain huh? Cause tazers hurt. Lots. Maybe I should ask him first. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pierced_pride 2009-07-28 09:53 am UTC (link)
	I doubt anything so cheap can be heaven. Asking always takes the spontaneity out of it. Would you ask if you could kiss someone first before you leaned in? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pullinstrings 2009-07-28 09:59 am UTC (link)
	Youll see. I... yeah I would. Course I would! What if they said no. Nobodys said yes and I don't like getting hit in the face or balls. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)