Ronald Weasley (spidersbegone) wrote,
@ 2008-03-12 16:21:00

018. 12/03/97
PRIVATE TO SELF/AGAINST PROFESSORS
What the fuck? Are Fred and George sodding psychics? How else would they know that sending me that shite now would be more embarrassing than ever with all the ruddy sex dreams I've been having? They're bloody evil... Satan's spawn, I swear. Figures they were born on April Fool's Day. Fitting, isn't it?

What the hell am I supposed to do with that stuff? Not like I ~~can~~ would use it. ~~Though the book looks rather interesting.~~ If I even mentioned the owl to Hermione she'd flip out. Where am I even supposed to put it? I bet if I tried to chuck the stuff it'd jump right back in my hand or something. Sounds like something Fred and George would do.

Fucking hell. Do not think about sex products and Hermione. Do not think about sex products and Hermione. Do not think about sex products and Hermione.

Damnit. Too late.
END PRIVATE

PRIVATE TO HARRY/AGAINST PROFESSORS
Fred and George sent me an owl. With new products of theirs. Sex products. Some Kama sutra book, a lust potion and handcuffs. Merlin, mate, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that stuff? Hermione will flip. Help me out here? What do I do with the stuff? Where do I put it? How do I keep Hermione from finding it?

Help. Please. AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL GINNY.
END PRIVATE TO HARRY

Who invented big brothers? Seriously. I'd like to have a talk with him or her.

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	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Stop? What? Hmm? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-12 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, Gin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	What's wrong with you! It's a glorious day, Ronald! Big smiles, funshine! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-12 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	~~Not on my end.~~ My, aren't we chipper? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, we are! We are having a good day, even though our boyfriend has gone round the bend with Quidditch and the DA--it seems that he has remembered that he has a girlfriend, so we are thankful and pleased at his gesture. So--if we are so merry, why are you so killjoyish? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-12 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Stop saying 'we' for everything, eh? It's confusing. 'M'not killyjoyish. Just not chipper. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. My boyfriend is being very sweet, and I am quite chuffed over it all. Why so blue, then? Did you fight with Mione? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 12:01 am UTC (link)
	~~Not yet.~~ No. I'm not blue... I'm just not over the moon either. Can't a guy just be okay? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-13 12:08 am UTC (link)
	I can tell when you are mopey. You are Mopey McGee, Ronald Weasley! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Whatever you say, Gin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
	You know, I am not in the mood for this. Those of us with two good knees have Quidditch, and then I'm going to snog my boyfriend under the stands for a bit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 12:21 am UTC (link)
	I did not need to know that! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-13 12:26 am UTC (link)
	It's not like we're shagging under the stands! It's just snogging! ~~And maybe I little bit of~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Doesn't matter! I don't care as long as I don't know! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-13 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Fine! Then I will cancel the skywriter for afterwards to let you know how good it was, if you're going to be like that! ~~What is wrong...I just have a feeling...like a mother's intuition...~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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