Ronald Weasley (spidersbegone) wrote,
@ 2008-03-12 16:21:00

018. 12/03/97
PRIVATE TO SELF/AGAINST PROFESSORS
What the fuck? Are Fred and George sodding psychics? How else would they know that sending me that shite now would be more embarrassing than ever with all the ruddy sex dreams I've been having? They're bloody evil... Satan's spawn, I swear. Figures they were born on April Fool's Day. Fitting, isn't it?

What the hell am I supposed to do with that stuff? Not like I ~~can~~ would use it. ~~Though the book looks rather interesting.~~ If I even mentioned the owl to Hermione she'd flip out. Where am I even supposed to put it? I bet if I tried to chuck the stuff it'd jump right back in my hand or something. Sounds like something Fred and George would do.

Fucking hell. Do not think about sex products and Hermione. Do not think about sex products and Hermione. Do not think about sex products and Hermione.

Damnit. Too late.
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PRIVATE TO HARRY/AGAINST PROFESSORS
Fred and George sent me an owl. With new products of theirs. Sex products. Some Kama sutra book, a lust potion and handcuffs. Merlin, mate, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that stuff? Hermione will flip. Help me out here? What do I do with the stuff? Where do I put it? How do I keep Hermione from finding it?

Help. Please. AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL GINNY.
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Who invented big brothers? Seriously. I'd like to have a talk with him or her.

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	Ron hjpotter 2008-03-13 03:22 am UTC (link)
	~~Heh.~~ Throw it in the rubbish if you don't want it! Or burn it. Or give it to someone else - sadly, I know a lot of blokes around here who would weep in joy for something like that. ~~Erm~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry spidersbegone 2008-03-13 03:24 am UTC (link)
	You don't think I've thought of that? Knowing Fred and George all the stuff is charmed to jump right back in my hands if I try to chuck it! Should I just hide it all? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ron hjpotter 2008-03-13 03:38 am UTC (link)
	~~You haven't tri~~ So - I take it you don't want to use it? I'm sorry, this is - your brothers are hitting the bloody bottle clearly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry spidersbegone 2008-03-13 03:40 am UTC (link)
	~~Of course I bloody want to! I'm a bloke, aren't I?~~ It's not a question of wanting to or not, Harry, its a question of how quickly Hermione would kill me if she saw them or if I mentioned them. No, they're in their right mind. They just like to torture me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Ron

hjpotter
2008-03-13 03:51 am UTC (link)

Why would you mention them! And what, she'd be poking around your stuff? Since she does that all the time? If you want to - why not keep them? ~~This is really wrong to discuss.~~ If not, and if you don't want to try to get rid of them, then you best well find a good hiding spot. And not in my trunk thank you for your sister would absolutely find it there.

I hope they sent a box to Percy then too.

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	Harry spidersbegone 2008-03-13 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Reckon I could stuff them under my bed, yeah? Why would Hermione look there? She's hardly ever in the dorm anyhow. Probably not. They torture him in other ways. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ron hjpotter 2008-03-13 04:03 am UTC (link)
	~~I don~~ I guess that's a good a place as any? Oh Percy. I can't even imagine then, what they would have for him - I just shuddered. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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