Namikaze Minato (unabashednudity) wrote,
@ 2019-03-11 01:58:00

Current mood:	cheerful
Entry tags:	phone

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It's not too late...	Cause you are not alone...
VOICEMAIL Cell: "You came so far yet you're so far away! Almost caught me you lovely, beautiful person. Maybe try back later? And you might just get what you're cra- NARUTO PUT THAT DOWN!" Home: "Damn it all to Hell- Naruto! Naruto the light is on... GET OVER HERE." [In the distance] "Hang on, you said a minute! I'm totally nude--oh, FUCK IT!" [Voice is close now] "The light is on and you've already ruined it." "Wouldn't be ruined if you came down here when I called you-... Put some bloody clothes on! No one with a two bit of sense wants to see that!" "No one over the phone can see it. As for you, you wiped my tiny dick lovingly about twenty times a day when I was your little rat, didn't you? How many times do I have to hear those stories?" "If tiny is what you want to call it. I thought you were a girl for a good handful of years before the nurse went and pointed it out once upon a check-up. I dare say I had warmed up to thinkin' you m'daughter... I don't see much change in that though now do I?" [There was a snort, then full out laughter] "WHAT! YOU BLOODY WANKER IT WASN'T THAT SMALL!!!" "AHA OH BE DAMNED YOUR FACE IS A JOLLY SORT OF RED IN'T IT-" [insert said yelling in the background/crashing of something probably valuable] "-YOU GET YOUR BUM DOWN HERE AND TAKE YOUR WHIPS LIKE A MAN." ..... [beep]
I'm always there with you...	And we'll get lost together.
✴ o1. Obito - The Mistress ✴ o2. Orochimaru - Hebi-Chan ✴ o3. Naruto - Duckie ✴ o4. Udon ✴ o5. Tenten - Princess ✴ o6. Sakura - Hen ✴ o7. Gaara ✴ o8. Itachi ✴ o9. Hinata ✴ 1o. Sasuke - Sod ✴ 11. Tobi	RINGTONES

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	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 01:04 am UTC (link)
	... [sighs] Use water based lube. Not oil. Always use protection unless you are in a permanent relationship. [inwardly winces. not like he's followed that rule to the key... most of the time] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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jizzedinmypants
2009-03-21 01:27 am UTC (link)

[nods to self] I know protection is the main key a-and not because its porn and lots of partners and all but... [sounds of distant rustling in the background and drawer, then clanging and banging and then an ouch]

I got some~ [sounds of him coming back to the phone and picking it up] Don't know how good they are.... oh.... 2005... they must have been test ones from school. [giggles sheepishly]

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	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 02:05 am UTC (link)
	... Throw them away. Now. Go. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 02:36 am UTC (link)
	[slinks off the bed and into the kitchen, burying the condoms down the bottom of the bin so his mother won't see it] Okay. Done! [slinks off back to his room...] I don't really get to use them much or offers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Never keep condoms for longer than six months, Udon. Sure there's probably some silly expiration date. But better play safe than sorry... [and to think he never gave these talks to Naruto. If he hadn't learned everything by doing films... there's a migraine starting] Tomorrow. Tomorrow I will fetch a good pack for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 03:13 am UTC (link)
	You don't need to do that. [will die of embarrassment standing in the aisle looking at all the different types] But I am wiser now at least. In some things. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 03:16 am UTC (link)
	It's no hassle. They are practically thrown at us after all. The best quality you can find. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. You are really too kind... way too kind. [reaches over and grabs out a note book to quickly scribble down notes of what he needs to do] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 03:39 am UTC (link)
	No need for that. Really. It's the least I can do... [looks to the alarm clock and groans under his breath, having to be ready in a good couple hours for a set] If that's all you needed...? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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jizzedinmypants
2009-03-21 04:06 am UTC (link)

Y-Yeah, I think I can work it from there. If not, I can't look more stupider than I do normally. [laughs at self] Thank you again and I'm sorry I woke you up.

Too bad Miss Kaori doesn't respond to what I do to her. It's kinda creepy though... [pulls phone away and mumbles to self] Maybe that is why I always do it from behind.....

[comes back again] Umm sorry Minato. Just another question. H-How do you know if you are gay or bi or straight? I mean, would it be a phase or something. Does that sound stupid? I wonder if my mom would hate me if I were gay. No, I don't think so.

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unabashednudity
2009-03-21 04:19 am UTC (link)

... [Not going to ask. Not... going to fucking ask.] Your mother is a kind woman. It might take her time to adjust. But if she loves you... she will accept it. You are and forever will be her only son. Trust me.

[this one is a bit harder, though-] . . . As for your question- I.. Hm. The easiest way to explain is... through time you will get happy feelings in your trousers for whoever. May be a man. Or woman. And while you've only been with men perhaps someday you will fall for a lass. Don't worry about titles, eh? Just go and have fun. You're too young to worry your cap off!

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	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 04:50 am UTC (link)
	I guess I shouldn't really worry about it too much. I mean, there is not many people around here that would judge me for who I do go for really hehehe I'm a bit stupid and think about it too much. Okay, I should let you go back to sleep. And thank you. I will bring the DVD into work so I will drop it to you when I see you next. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-23 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Good lad... [might have already laid back down into the pillows and miiiiiiiiiiight already be dozing off or whatever] Have a jolly good time with... your silly fucking and whatnot... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-24 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Ahh yeah. I will. Ummm. Night! [Is very confused as he hangs up] (Reply to this)(Parent)

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