| Current mood: |  cheerful |
| Entry tags: | phone |
OOC: All comments IC
| It's not too late... | Cause you are not alone... |
VOICEMAIL
Cell:
"You came so far yet you're so far away! Almost caught me you lovely, beautiful person. Maybe try back later? And you might just get what you're cra- NARUTO PUT THAT DOWN!"
Home:
"Damn it all to Hell- Naruto! Naruto the light is on... GET OVER HERE."
[In the distance] "Hang on, you said a minute! I'm totally nude--oh, FUCK IT!" [Voice is close now] "The light is on and you've already ruined it."
"Wouldn't be ruined if you came down here when I called you-... Put some bloody clothes on! No one with a two bit of sense wants to see that!"
"No one over the phone can see it. As for you, you wiped my tiny dick lovingly about twenty times a day when I was your little rat, didn't you? How many times do I have to hear those stories?"
"If tiny is what you want to call it. I thought you were a girl for a good handful of years before the nurse went and pointed it out once upon a check-up. I dare say I had warmed up to thinkin' you m'daughter... I don't see much change in that though now do I?" [There was a snort, then full out laughter]
"WHAT! YOU BLOODY WANKER IT WASN'T THAT SMALL!!!"
"AHA OH BE DAMNED YOUR FACE IS A JOLLY SORT OF RED IN'T IT-"
[insert said yelling in the background/crashing of something probably valuable]
"-YOU GET YOUR BUM DOWN HERE AND TAKE YOUR WHIPS LIKE A MAN."
.....
[beep]
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| I'm always there with you... | And we'll get lost together. |
✴ o1. Obito - The Mistress
✴ o2. Orochimaru - Hebi-Chan
✴ o3. Naruto - Duckie
✴ o4. Udon
✴ o5. Tenten - Princess
✴ o6. Sakura - Hen
✴ o7. Gaara
✴ o8. Itachi
✴ o9. Hinata
✴ 1o. Sasuke - Sod
✴ 11. Tobi
| RINGTONES |
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