Namikaze Minato (unabashednudity) wrote,
@ 2019-03-11 01:58:00

Current mood:	cheerful
Entry tags:	phone

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It's not too late...	Cause you are not alone...
VOICEMAIL Cell: "You came so far yet you're so far away! Almost caught me you lovely, beautiful person. Maybe try back later? And you might just get what you're cra- NARUTO PUT THAT DOWN!" Home: "Damn it all to Hell- Naruto! Naruto the light is on... GET OVER HERE." [In the distance] "Hang on, you said a minute! I'm totally nude--oh, FUCK IT!" [Voice is close now] "The light is on and you've already ruined it." "Wouldn't be ruined if you came down here when I called you-... Put some bloody clothes on! No one with a two bit of sense wants to see that!" "No one over the phone can see it. As for you, you wiped my tiny dick lovingly about twenty times a day when I was your little rat, didn't you? How many times do I have to hear those stories?" "If tiny is what you want to call it. I thought you were a girl for a good handful of years before the nurse went and pointed it out once upon a check-up. I dare say I had warmed up to thinkin' you m'daughter... I don't see much change in that though now do I?" [There was a snort, then full out laughter] "WHAT! YOU BLOODY WANKER IT WASN'T THAT SMALL!!!" "AHA OH BE DAMNED YOUR FACE IS A JOLLY SORT OF RED IN'T IT-" [insert said yelling in the background/crashing of something probably valuable] "-YOU GET YOUR BUM DOWN HERE AND TAKE YOUR WHIPS LIKE A MAN." ..... [beep]
I'm always there with you...	And we'll get lost together.
✴ o1. Obito - The Mistress ✴ o2. Orochimaru - Hebi-Chan ✴ o3. Naruto - Duckie ✴ o4. Udon ✴ o5. Tenten - Princess ✴ o6. Sakura - Hen ✴ o7. Gaara ✴ o8. Itachi ✴ o9. Hinata ✴ 1o. Sasuke - Sod ✴ 11. Tobi	RINGTONES

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	[VOICEMAIL!] jizzedinmypants 2009-05-15 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Ahhhhh you are on the phone. Ummmmmmmm SOS. Hi. Help! I don't know what to do! We.... aaaaaaah. [Call ends] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	[... Calling back, loser.] unabashednudity 2009-05-20 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	[ring ring, boy-o] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [... Calling back, loser.] jizzedinmypants 2009-05-20 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	[jumps and dives and rolls for the phone] Minato! Help! Big trouble! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	unabashednudity 2009-05-20 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	[... and the phone is a foot away from his ear. Thank you.] Now. This time... slower. And quieter. Trouble of magnitude need not be screamed about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jizzedinmypants 2009-05-21 12:44 am UTC (link)
	W-Well big trouble I think. ...Gaara said that I can live there and moving in is a step big step and that's next to marriage and he even said that he would shave his cats for him but I don't know if that is rushing it too much. I think it is. That is moving too fast right? [Yes majority of that was said in one breathe] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	unabashednudity 2009-05-28 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	... [letting that moment pass. You over hyper fucking- SIGH.] Have you spoken to Gaara about how you feel? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

jizzedinmypants
2009-05-29 02:56 am UTC (link)

I did! I thought it might be rushing it because its a big step but I don't know. Relationships to Gaara don't mean the same thing and we are both kind of new to it so it's not something that is like a huge step in our case... maybe.

[Scratches head] I don't know. It might be normal for people. It could be just like a room mate situation. Except he is going to shave his cat.

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	unabashednudity 2009-05-29 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps shaving his cat is meant to be taken as a big deal? My only advice is to not do anything that does not make you happy at some degree. [... lol. like he's the best person to go to for romantic advice. can you hear the exasperation?] Although... I do find a shaved cat to be highly entertaining. Perhaps you can find some solace in that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jizzedinmypants 2009-05-29 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Well I would want to move in with him and he is wanting to go the length just for me but I would feel guilty for the cats... as funny as it is. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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