Namikaze Minato (unabashednudity) wrote,
@ 2019-03-11 01:58:00

Current mood:	cheerful
Entry tags:	phone

OOC: All comments IC

It's not too late...	Cause you are not alone...
VOICEMAIL Cell: "You came so far yet you're so far away! Almost caught me you lovely, beautiful person. Maybe try back later? And you might just get what you're cra- NARUTO PUT THAT DOWN!" Home: "Damn it all to Hell- Naruto! Naruto the light is on... GET OVER HERE." [In the distance] "Hang on, you said a minute! I'm totally nude--oh, FUCK IT!" [Voice is close now] "The light is on and you've already ruined it." "Wouldn't be ruined if you came down here when I called you-... Put some bloody clothes on! No one with a two bit of sense wants to see that!" "No one over the phone can see it. As for you, you wiped my tiny dick lovingly about twenty times a day when I was your little rat, didn't you? How many times do I have to hear those stories?" "If tiny is what you want to call it. I thought you were a girl for a good handful of years before the nurse went and pointed it out once upon a check-up. I dare say I had warmed up to thinkin' you m'daughter... I don't see much change in that though now do I?" [There was a snort, then full out laughter] "WHAT! YOU BLOODY WANKER IT WASN'T THAT SMALL!!!" "AHA OH BE DAMNED YOUR FACE IS A JOLLY SORT OF RED IN'T IT-" [insert said yelling in the background/crashing of something probably valuable] "-YOU GET YOUR BUM DOWN HERE AND TAKE YOUR WHIPS LIKE A MAN." ..... [beep]
I'm always there with you...	And we'll get lost together.
✴ o1. Obito - The Mistress ✴ o2. Orochimaru - Hebi-Chan ✴ o3. Naruto - Duckie ✴ o4. Udon ✴ o5. Tenten - Princess ✴ o6. Sakura - Hen ✴ o7. Gaara ✴ o8. Itachi ✴ o9. Hinata ✴ 1o. Sasuke - Sod ✴ 11. Tobi	RINGTONES

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Re: [CALL MINATO]

jizzedinmypants
2009-03-20 10:49 am UTC (link)

....... [sighs again and stares up at the roof, still being able to picture it in his head] Yeah, he did. I'm sorry I lied to you about it. Marketing wanted to make more copies of it after I found it in the storage room... I just couldn't do it. It wasn't a porn film that could be marketed it was... amazing.

So I have the last copy. I-I can give it to you if you want it. I'm sorry I kept it.

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Re: [CALL MINATO]

unabashednudity
2009-03-20 10:43 pm UTC (link)

[-suddenly he thinks it was a very bad idea to put the cigarette out] ... We found ourselves in so much trouble that day. You are not to act out of script. You are to what the director says... Our past isn't unexpected. We made our relationship known to everyone because we are horrible, selfish people. But even then we couldn't control ourselves and couldn't...

[fuck you nicotine. fuck you.] It became too hard to 'fake it' with Orochimaru after time. That movie was perhaps the breaking point. I was such a damn fool when I was younger...

... [covers his eyes with his hand, fingers smoothing over his temples] Keep it safe for me, Udon. You've done well so far. So keep my memories safe. Can I trust you?

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Re: [CALL MINATO]

jizzedinmypants
2009-03-20 11:06 pm UTC (link)

[sits up and shuffled back on the bed, dragging a pillow around into his lap to rest against] I-I wouldn't show it to anyone. It's even locked up in my bottom drawer and no one knows I got it. Usually when people ask for it they send out the wrong package and they don't even know about it hehehe. I went through a lot to make sure it wasn't reproduced for sale. It felt way more of prying into a private moment than porn.

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	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-20 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	... On second thought, Udon... I would like to keep it in my possession. And in return I will tell you everything you need to know about treating your man with sweet, tender care. [stares at the opposite wall, then closes his eyes and leans back against his headboard] Is this a bargain you can accept? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-20 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. I mean, I have no right keeping it so you don't even have to give anything really in return. But... I still would like to know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-20 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	I think I owe it to you. After all you've always been such a good boy-o. This is my way of praising you for the positive behavior. After all we're surrounded by negativity and stupidity. At times you bring a light to my day and I'm grateful for that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-20 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	I do? [is a little in awe by that. Just a little] Wow. I don't really know what to say to that...but thanks? [way to look like an idiot as usual especially when you have a poster of him right next to your bed!] But I am a ready and willing student. I can't get worse than what I already am. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: [CALL MINATO]

unabashednudity
2009-03-20 11:54 pm UTC (link)

You had any doubt? We're friends. [sounds sincere as he says this] -I was only too happy to treat you as my own son when the occasions would arise...

[peers out the window, noting the still dark sky with a sigh. It was far too early for this] We'll start with rule one. Do to your partner what you think would feel nice and dandy on yourself. When you touch imagine what it would feel like if those same fingers were on you. It's best to listen with your body on occasions such as those...

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	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 12:12 am UTC (link)
	No no, not doubts. I just have a bad case of not keeping friends for long that's all heheh and it's been a year and so well that's a long time. [coughs and gets over himself] What happens if they don't like it and they like something different? Will they say something? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Idiots. All of them. [manages a humored laugh] If they care enough to tell you. Sex and 'making love' are two very different things. In the end you can only trust you gut and know the basics. Lube. Prepare. More lube. Enter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Lube. Got ya. That stuff actually makes a difference? [Didn't get no lube ;__;] Wait!? Prepare!? What the hell is that!? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 12:56 am UTC (link)
	... You're tugging on my joshers- Prepare, Udon! You stick your fingers in his arse and stretch him! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 12:57 am UTC (link)
	....Oh. I got it now. [smothers face in pillow and hopes to die sometimes soon] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 01:04 am UTC (link)
	... [sighs] Use water based lube. Not oil. Always use protection unless you are in a permanent relationship. [inwardly winces. not like he's followed that rule to the key... most of the time] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: [CALL MINATO]

jizzedinmypants
2009-03-21 01:27 am UTC (link)

[nods to self] I know protection is the main key a-and not because its porn and lots of partners and all but... [sounds of distant rustling in the background and drawer, then clanging and banging and then an ouch]

I got some~ [sounds of him coming back to the phone and picking it up] Don't know how good they are.... oh.... 2005... they must have been test ones from school. [giggles sheepishly]

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	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 02:05 am UTC (link)
	... Throw them away. Now. Go. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 02:36 am UTC (link)
	[slinks off the bed and into the kitchen, burying the condoms down the bottom of the bin so his mother won't see it] Okay. Done! [slinks off back to his room...] I don't really get to use them much or offers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Never keep condoms for longer than six months, Udon. Sure there's probably some silly expiration date. But better play safe than sorry... [and to think he never gave these talks to Naruto. If he hadn't learned everything by doing films... there's a migraine starting] Tomorrow. Tomorrow I will fetch a good pack for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 03:13 am UTC (link)
	You don't need to do that. [will die of embarrassment standing in the aisle looking at all the different types] But I am wiser now at least. In some things. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 03:16 am UTC (link)
	It's no hassle. They are practically thrown at us after all. The best quality you can find. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. You are really too kind... way too kind. [reaches over and grabs out a note book to quickly scribble down notes of what he needs to do] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL MINATO] unabashednudity 2009-03-21 03:39 am UTC (link)
	No need for that. Really. It's the least I can do... [looks to the alarm clock and groans under his breath, having to be ready in a good couple hours for a set] If that's all you needed...? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: [CALL MINATO]

jizzedinmypants
2009-03-21 04:06 am UTC (link)

Y-Yeah, I think I can work it from there. If not, I can't look more stupider than I do normally. [laughs at self] Thank you again and I'm sorry I woke you up.

Too bad Miss Kaori doesn't respond to what I do to her. It's kinda creepy though... [pulls phone away and mumbles to self] Maybe that is why I always do it from behind.....

[comes back again] Umm sorry Minato. Just another question. H-How do you know if you are gay or bi or straight? I mean, would it be a phase or something. Does that sound stupid? I wonder if my mom would hate me if I were gay. No, I don't think so.

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Re: [CALL MINATO]

unabashednudity
2009-03-21 04:19 am UTC (link)

... [Not going to ask. Not... going to fucking ask.] Your mother is a kind woman. It might take her time to adjust. But if she loves you... she will accept it. You are and forever will be her only son. Trust me.

[this one is a bit harder, though-] . . . As for your question- I.. Hm. The easiest way to explain is... through time you will get happy feelings in your trousers for whoever. May be a man. Or woman. And while you've only been with men perhaps someday you will fall for a lass. Don't worry about titles, eh? Just go and have fun. You're too young to worry your cap off!

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	Re: [CALL MINATO] jizzedinmypants 2009-03-21 04:50 am UTC (link)
	I guess I shouldn't really worry about it too much. I mean, there is not many people around here that would judge me for who I do go for really hehehe I'm a bit stupid and think about it too much. Okay, I should let you go back to sleep. And thank you. I will bring the DVD into work so I will drop it to you when I see you next. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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