Namikaze Minato (unabashednudity) wrote,
@ 2019-03-11 01:58:00

Current mood:	cheerful
Entry tags:	phone

OOC: All comments IC

It's not too late...	Cause you are not alone...
VOICEMAIL Cell: "You came so far yet you're so far away! Almost caught me you lovely, beautiful person. Maybe try back later? And you might just get what you're cra- NARUTO PUT THAT DOWN!" Home: "Damn it all to Hell- Naruto! Naruto the light is on... GET OVER HERE." [In the distance] "Hang on, you said a minute! I'm totally nude--oh, FUCK IT!" [Voice is close now] "The light is on and you've already ruined it." "Wouldn't be ruined if you came down here when I called you-... Put some bloody clothes on! No one with a two bit of sense wants to see that!" "No one over the phone can see it. As for you, you wiped my tiny dick lovingly about twenty times a day when I was your little rat, didn't you? How many times do I have to hear those stories?" "If tiny is what you want to call it. I thought you were a girl for a good handful of years before the nurse went and pointed it out once upon a check-up. I dare say I had warmed up to thinkin' you m'daughter... I don't see much change in that though now do I?" [There was a snort, then full out laughter] "WHAT! YOU BLOODY WANKER IT WASN'T THAT SMALL!!!" "AHA OH BE DAMNED YOUR FACE IS A JOLLY SORT OF RED IN'T IT-" [insert said yelling in the background/crashing of something probably valuable] "-YOU GET YOUR BUM DOWN HERE AND TAKE YOUR WHIPS LIKE A MAN." ..... [beep]
I'm always there with you...	And we'll get lost together.
✴ o1. Obito - The Mistress ✴ o2. Orochimaru - Hebi-Chan ✴ o3. Naruto - Duckie ✴ o4. Udon ✴ o5. Tenten - Princess ✴ o6. Sakura - Hen ✴ o7. Gaara ✴ o8. Itachi ✴ o9. Hinata ✴ 1o. Sasuke - Sod ✴ 11. Tobi	RINGTONES

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	Re: [CALL] uzumakistar 2009-04-29 04:36 am UTC (link)
	I will, but you've got no right doing that to him. He didn't do anything, and before you try to justify it, know I don't give a sod! He's not with Madara anymore, he's with me. You can't go round throwing knives at my boyfriend. Haven't you wanted me to settle down with someone? Sorry, but Tobi will be a part of our family someday. We're engaged. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] unabashednudity 2009-04-29 04:39 am UTC (link)
	... [excuse him. lost the grip on the phone there-] You're... what? You're WHAT? You must be off your crock if you think he will ever be a part of our family! What do you think you're doing, Naruto?! Wasn't one time enough for you?! How could you be so incredibly stupid?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] uzumakistar 2009-04-29 04:44 am UTC (link)
	You only hate him because you're SCARED! [Yes, he's yelling.] I know who Tobi used to be, Dad! I've figured that out very well by now! But Tobi isn't that way anymore, and I love him. [Tries to calm himself.] ... I love him, all right? We won't be getting married again anytime soon, but I want to someday. You don't even know him, you resent him for nothing he did! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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unabashednudity
2009-04-29 04:52 am UTC (link)

I know very well what sort of snake he is, Naruto. He's selfish enough to drag you down with him and that in and of itself is enough reason for me to despise him. How dare you go through with this again after so much trouble you put everyone in before?!

[NOT trying to calm himself down. There's a string that is waining very... very thin.] To tell me my hate for him is invalid... Get out of my face. I will do whatever I want and you have no say in how I protect my own flesh and blood, you ungrateful shit.

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uzumakistar
2009-04-29 04:59 am UTC (link)

That doesn't make him a snake. He's in love, and if anything, I'm the one dragging him down with me. I could have backed off, but we both want to be together. We're not scared. [That's a lie. They're both scared.]

I'm not ungrateful, I'm bloody pissed off you'd try to kill Tobi! That's not just threatening to kick his arse, Dad, you threw a knife at him! Don't tell me to get out of your face!

I didn't like you with Obito before, but I never went around trying to off him!

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unabashednudity
2009-04-29 05:04 am UTC (link)

[SNORT] Is that what he told you?! I threw it at the blood wall, Naruto. If I wanted him dead then I would have very well gotten the damn knife on target. I assure you.

What else in't he telling you, lad? He's not telling you that he plans to cut me out completely? That he's got you on the brain? I figure not. Because that would make him look bad, right? And you won't think him anything but genuine.

[... ya we're going to ignore that statement about Obito. mmmyes.]

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	Re: [CALL] uzumakistar 2009-04-29 05:09 am UTC (link)
	What are you going on about? [Deep frown. Even if he's on Tobi's side, he can't write Minato off entirely - especially when he mentions Tobi's supposed plans to cut him out.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] unabashednudity 2009-04-29 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure, Naruto. Why don't you ask the wife why I'm not needed anymore. I don't have time for this. Nothing I say will mean a damn thing to you will it? I'm thinking no. Goodnight. [CLICK] (Reply to this)(Parent)

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