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YAMANAKA INO ❝山中いの❞ ([info]verdure) wrote,
@ 2009-08-16 16:38:00


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Current mood: frustrated

→one.
So.

I think I burned down my apartment.









No, okay, I didn't burn it down, but the kitchen and bathroom are pretty much annihilated and part of the living room is scorched and I swear to god it wasn't my fault, except my landlord is blaming it on me leaving the oven on.

Like. I have an oven?

So anyway, he kicked me out for a few months while they fix everything up. Which totally sucks, let me tell you, because Shikamaru's place is even tinier than mine and his bathroom is like, microscopic or something, so I pretty much have to blow dry my hair in the bathtub. Which is so not safe and really, why didn't the building inspectors catch such gross negligence? This is unconscionable.

And now I can't find my flat iron.



...Ohhh.

See, I knew it wasn't the oven.



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IT HATES YOU. <3
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 03:37 am UTC (link)
And deal with the guilt the day after? Sorry, Ino.

But I'd feel too bad for the girl.

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oh my god WHYYYYY 8(
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 06:30 am UTC (link)
...You're right. He'd be a terrible lay for that poor girl.

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IDK BUT IT'S DOING IT TO ME TOO
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 07:46 pm UTC (link)
You should go find her and apologize. That's some awful judgment there, Ino.

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/CLINGS TO IN MISERY
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Hey, you know, it's partially her fault for getting drunk and agreeing to sleep with him. The good news is, she might not remember it much the morning after.

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/... TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE VULNERABLE STATE <3
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:13 pm UTC (link)
It takes two to tango. Not one to tango and another to take a nap.

She'd be lucky to make it into the apartment.

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I~YAAAAN
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, we're kind of assuming Shikamaru even has a sex drive, aren't we?

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[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Maybe he's a robot-

... that runs off tea I GOT IT.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:27 pm UTC (link)
All this time I just thought he was a freak, but that's not it! He needs it to LIVE.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god, that's how he always beats everyone in shougi.

And finishes sudoku puzzles in like, five seconds. And--

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[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:33 pm UTC (link)
You know, I gave him a rubix cube once. He finished it in like, fourteen seconds. I counted.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:35 pm UTC (link)
The tea.

It's like his fuel. His life source! I should've known. All he could talk about was tea-

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[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:36 pm UTC (link)
That has to be why he's a lazy sack of shit, Ino! NOT ENOUGH TEA.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:39 pm UTC (link)
How is that even possible? I mean, he drinks more tea than a geriatric.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:56 pm UTC (link)
What else could there be, genius? Doesn't a car need constant fuel? Maybe he's like that. He has to be swimming in it for it to work like it should.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-18 09:02 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god, it all makes sense. When he's not drinking tea, he's sleeping. When he's not sleeping, he's drinking tea. When he's awake, he's beating a computer at chess in like five minutes.

Shikamaru is a robot.

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1/idek don't ask
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)

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[info]impellere
2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)

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[info]impellere
2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)

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[info]impellere
2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)
D'you think he vibrates?

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I HOPE THAT MEANS YOU'RE DONE
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 09:19 pm UTC (link)
He'd be way more useful if he did.

But how would you turn him on? Pull on his ponytail?

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IT DID DW
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 09:26 pm UTC (link)
I just figure it would be worth more to the drunk girl if he could.

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OH GOOD
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Hell, it'd be worth more to me if he could.

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... you did that on purpose ;A;
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 09:36 pm UTC (link)

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yes. i did. :]
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 09:40 pm UTC (link)
He'd make an excellent back massager, don't you think?

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:| this is war.
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 01:28 am UTC (link)
We could charge for special visits-

LOOK. I like my brain the way it is. So just tell me what kinda favor I can do for you in your 'time of need' fast so I can go douse it in acid.

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bring it, foxface. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:48 am UTC
SCREAM - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 05:51 am UTC
YOU THINK YOU GET AWAY WITH 'FOXFACE'? ON MY TURF? :| - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:54 am UTC
THIS IS MY TURF :| - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 05:59 am UTC
... /SHOVE - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:04 am UTC
/PUNCHES - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:09 am UTC
/DODGES LOL - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:21 am UTC
/TACKLES - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:23 am UTC
/CATCHES AH HAH - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:33 am UTC
YOU'RE SO UNCOOPERATIVE :[ - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:38 am UTC
MAKE ME. :D - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:43 am UTC
/BACKHANDS - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:45 am UTC
/ROUNDHOUSE ... free good PFFFF - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:50 am UTC
WHO ARE YOU, CHUCK NORRIS? or dyslexic - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:56 am UTC
BOTH. :D and my kick is awesome enough to know my sensei on his ass, so... <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:16 am UTC
YOU KNOW YOUR SENSEI ON HIS ASS? how scandalous. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 07:21 am UTC
........................................ I KNOW'D HIM REAL HARD, YEAH. ;______; - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:23 am UTC
8) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 07:26 am UTC
;A; /CROTCH PUNT - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:35 am UTC
STAY AWAY FROM MY CROTCH - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 07:51 am UTC
WHY - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:54 am UTC
BECAUSE IT'S MINE - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:02 am UTC
IDC - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:04 am UTC
IS THIS THREAD OVER YET - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:12 am UTC
I THINK IT IS... WHY DIDN'T THIS DIE THEY USUALLY DIE SOONER - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:26 am UTC
IDEK SHE JUST COULDN'T LET HIM GET THE LAST WORD :| - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:28 am UTC
YEAH BUT THE LAST ACTION WAS A MOCKING ONE. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:32 am UTC
SHE STILL GOT THE LAST WORD. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:38 am UTC
SHUT UP. :( DID... DID WE LIKE MAKE THEM BOND AND BUILD A CONSPIRACY THEORY ALL IN A DAY? ... WHAT. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:42 am UTC
HAHAHAjfkdljLJAjda IDK I THINK WE DID... - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:44 am UTC
... WE DID SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TODAY. THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:47 am UTC
YES. LONGEST AND MOST INCOHERENT THREAD. EVER. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:48 am UTC
THESE TWO CAN NEVER SPEAK AGAIN. WHICH REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING... - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:50 am UTC
DIBS ON SECOND POST - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:51 am UTC
HOWEVER WILL THEY GET THROUGH A RAMENDATE - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:57 am UTC
OKAY GOOD NIGHT - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:57 am UTC
ICHI'S HAS A WORKING BAR, BB. WE GOOD. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:59 am UTC
NIIIIGHT <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:59 am UTC

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