"It's aspirin. Don't you have your own?" He grumped a little more as he tried to push Gael out from in front of his computer. "Everyone already knows you're single. The Underclassmen know you're single. It isn't as if we attend some giant muggle school, Gael. People are bound to notice some shite like that."

He didn't really try to hard, though, before flopping on his bad. "Pretty sure people can see for themselves, 'oi, mate, ever notice Gael's never got a bird around?' 'Oh yeah, been noticing that myself!'"