Michi had not had a drink since she found out she was pregnant, so to say she was off her game was a bit of an understatement. She and Mari had pre-gamed in their room and then snuck in their own personal supply. She was giggling and bouncing all over the place just as she usually did but her internal censor was obliterated. "Marianne Parker! MY ONE TRUE LOVE!" she called out to her room mate as she danced.
"I'm so glad you're not pregnant anymore!" Mari yelled as she dragged Michi into bear hug. She hadn't won anything tonight, but she wasn't that bummed. She wasn't expecting to, and Rowan truly deserved it, after all.
"Do you know what we're missing though? Boys. I mean, I love you and all, but you totally don't have a dick. And I would know, I spy on you in the shower!".
"OH MY GOD ME TOO! Being pregnant sucked!" she hugged Mari back and giggled. "I was like a balloon and walking in heels was a tranny mess!"
"YES! We need boys! Not that there's anything wrong with a nice pair, as long as mine is blonde," she giggled. "I was wondering why I always caught a draft in the shower!"
"You were an awesome balloon, much better than any balloon I ever saw. And you popped out an equally awesome baby, so I guess it was worth it" Mari rambled, attempting to spin both her and her roommate at the same time.
"Blonde? We'll see what we can do. And I'm sorry, but I totally whack off to you in the shower. Truly!"
Michi laughed brightly. "My baby is awesome! He's my little boombah!" Michi and Mari wobbled at the attempted spin but neither fell.
"I think I've dated every blonde in the school already," she giggled. "I totally knew it! Next time you should just hop in! It'll save on the water for the entire school!"
"Yeah! We're totally noble! Nobility is sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy! And water.... water is not a renewable resource, or something like that. We can campaign! Save the water! Shower with your room mate!"
Michiko laughed brightly at that. "I hope so! I haven't... oh god when was the last time I made out? IT WAS WITH YOUR PILLOW!"
"You should! We'll get recruits and save sooooo much water! Why didn't we think of becoming environmentalists before?"
Michi laughed, of course she hadn't actually made out with Mari's pillow but it was fun to tease. "I've been making out with your pillow pretty consistently since freshman year. I thought you loved my cooties," she couldn't stop laughing. "OOOOOOOOO! LOOK! My six o'clock! Blonde I haven't dated!" she squealed.
"Do you think environmentalists, like, dudes. Do you think they smell okay? Cuz I would probably, totally hit that." She pondered for a second before scanning around for the blonde in question.
"Holy shit! Get him over here! Who is it? Does he want to shower with us?"
"Oh totally! Like, they shower and stuff but they power shower, I was reading about in a magazine. You should totally hit that! Go out to the woods and have crazy hippie sex under the bushes!" her stomach was a little sore from laughing so much.
"Gael Shaw," she stage whispered. "I think he should shower with us! Do you think he wants to shower with us! Who wouldn't though? We're sexy environmentalists!" It didn't take much internal convincing before she shouted over the crowd. "GAEL! WANNA SHOWER WITH US?! IT'S ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY!"
Gael had been in the middle of taking a drink when he heard his name shouted, and then the rest of the scream that followed. He promptly choked on his drink, spewing the rest on the floor in front of him as his face turned bright red.
He whipped his head around to where the call had come from - ignoring the spinning that resulted from the abrupt motion - and promptly turned even more red when he saw who had shouted to him. Glancing around, he saw that most if not all of the people currently inside were now staring at him, expressions mixed.
Almost sheepishly, he ambled over to Michi, ducking his head a little. When he reached her he looked at her once and promptly blushed all over again. Scratching the back of his neck, he cleared his throat.
"He's more dirty blonde" Mari said, wrinkling her nose only slightly and fussing with Gael's hair. "You can work with that, right?"
Mari was suddenly aware that a lot of people were staring at them. "Oh geez, show's over guys! We were only joking!" She yelled at the crowd, including one weary teacher who had obviously been chaperoning the whole night. She leant over to Gael, whispering "it totally wasn't a joke, we're saving energy."
"Oh I can totally work with that," Michi giggled giving Gael's cheek a pinch.
Michiko giggled at Mari's announcement. "Kanye did it," she said in their own defense. "One giant shower with like hundreds of people but our shower will be better!" she proclaimed.
If Gael had been blushing before, his cheeks were literally on fire now. First with Mari's fussing, and then her comment about energy conservation, and then Michi's pinching of his cheek.
"I'm sure it will be..." He'd flirted with girls and kissed and the like before, but this was all SO far beyond his previous experiences and... he wasn't sure he minded all that much. Plucking up every bit of confidence he had (and mixing it with that which the alcohol gave him), he gave the girls a half grin. "I mean, Kanye didn't have either of you there, did he? Obviously I'm getting the better deal." He felt more than a little awkward. Flirting wasn't necessarily his forte, especially with girls like Mari and Michi...
Michi leaned her head against his other shoulder and giggled. "You are adorable Gael! So sweeet! We can keep him! Do you want to come live with us Gael?"
"We have soooo much room! It'd be even more environmentally sound! Maximizing space!"
His heart pounding in his chest, Gael swallowed down his nerves again and wrapped an arm around each of their waists. He smiled at both of them, his cheeks still a little flushed. "There's nothing I'd like more. I promise I'll earn my keep and everything. But really, you guys are the sweethearts, offering to put me up and everything."
"We can push all our beds together and have a big bed" Mari gasped, jumping on the spot. She turned to face Michi more, pointing at Gael as if it wasn't obvious who she was talking about. "I knew he wasn't the evil twin! He's totally the super nice twin who cares about the environment! He's the best guy ever!"
"Against you girls? She wouldn't stand a chance of stealing me away," he grinned and the alcohol mixed with the close proximity of two pretty, flirty girls finally overcame his awkward nerves.
He leaned down and nuzzled the two of them. "I think this is the best idea I've heard... in my entire life."
"Mich, thisguy is arealgent. You know that? I mean, I would totally let him get to fourth base at least. Does't my date have awesome tits? If you live with us, the perk is you totally get to touch her boobs all the time. I swear this hand has groped them like, a billion times." She waved her hand in dangerously close to Gael's face, nodding sincerely the whole time.
"Isn't that right babygirl?" Mari grinned over at Michi, wobbling only slightly in her heels.
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