From: legaux	Date: October 17th, 2010 04:28 am (UTC)		(Link)

Adelaide moved her hands down, but her mouth was still covered. Michi would probably laugh at how wide her eyes had gotten. "It's going to hurt like SATAN, Mich. I'm gonna cry like a baby and it'll be the least sexy thing ever."

	From: gimmeskittles	Date: October 17th, 2010 04:37 am (UTC)		(Link)

"Awww baby, it'll be okay," Mich sat up on her bed. "If you makes fun of you, you have the power to make him never want to use his dick again. Just squeeze the life out of it." She said with a little vindictive grin.

From: legaux	Date: October 17th, 2010 04:44 am (UTC)		(Link)

She didn't look convinced. "It's not even going to get in," she cried. "It's like goddamn Godzilla and my ladyparts are Tokyo!" She sat up, looking terrified. "I won't be able to play Quodpot!"

	From: gimmeskittles	Date: October 17th, 2010 05:01 am (UTC)		(Link)

Michi couldn't fight the laugh that was building up in her chest any longer. She laughed loud, rolling around on her bed. "That is the best reference to private bits I have EVER heard!"

"I'm sorry Legs, it can't possibly be that bad. I mean, I thought it was the end of the world when me and Eli first did it, look at the kid, he's a big guy, but it didn't stop me from playing quodpot."

"I pushed a kid out and you saw my form in last weeks game. Fucking flawless. Your lady bits will recover," she tried to reason with her friend.

From: legaux	Date: October 17th, 2010 05:05 am (UTC)		(Link)

Addy swallowed, but didn't say anything. Michi's logic was as flawless as her perfect game the previous week.

"Did you guys like... do other stuff first?"

	From: gimmeskittles	Date: October 17th, 2010 05:09 am (UTC)		(Link)

"Of course," she said. "That stuff was more enjoyable than the actual sex." Michi grinned. "And it doesn't hurt at all if they do it right."

From: legaux	Date: October 17th, 2010 05:43 am (UTC)		(Link)

Her eyes darted around, as though she were concerned there might be eavesdroppers in the room. "Um... So... What kind of stuff?"

Yes. She was clueless.

	From: gimmeskittles	Date: October 17th, 2010 05:47 am (UTC)		(Link)

Mich was going to need a few more drinks before she was ready to coach Adelaide through her sex life. She grabbed the bottle and took another swig. "Basics Addy, basics. There's touching which also works with your clothes on if your not ready to face the beast again."

From: legaux	Date: October 17th, 2010 06:20 am (UTC)		(Link)

Addy laughed at that: 'The Beast'. "I have touched The Beast. And I kinda liked it." She blushed again. "Chester was pissed he wasn't the one getting petted, so nothing really came of it... but I wouldn't mind if maybe it did."

	From: gimmeskittles	Date: October 17th, 2010 06:26 am (UTC)		(Link)

"It's probably best to start there Legs, it's not so scary when it's not going anywhere," she laughed. "Chester? Who the fuck is Chester?"

From: legaux	Date: October 17th, 2010 08:58 am (UTC)		(Link)

"His familiar. Rotten bastard little thing was all 'GET YOUR HAND OFF THAT AND SCRATCH MY CHIN'." She liked Chester. Just not when she was finally getting brave enough to do the things Leon wanted and he was getting in the way. "Gael's familiar is Chester's twin, so you might have a cockblocking cat too."