"Wait, were they?" Amber's grasp of history was not the best. "I'm pretty sure there were two of them. Because there was some thing about the disciples, and she had to wash her hair 'cause Jesus came in it, or something, and like, that's just gross if she's his mom."
Mari shrugged. It sounded right to her. "Oh hey, do you know why god could never exist? Because like..where were dinosaurs in the bible?" Mari let that sink in for a moment.
"Baby, there's nothing wrong with your thighs. If there was a god I would have bigger tits." She grasped at her modest chest and sighed. "I saw this like, pump on Ebay? It your put your tits in it every night whilst you're sleeping they get bigger. It's 100% medically accurate."
"Ew, gross. I don't want that. I might try and find a spell over Christmas. Do you think that's safe?" Mari shrugged and sighed. "I guess I should try and find a boy before all the acne-free ones are taken."
"Depends on where you get it!" Amber responded brightly, regarding the spell. "There's a store on Bourbon that does good cosmetic charms, but they're expensive. I think they'd be reliable though. I mean, they'd have to be, to charge so much!"
She looked around at the boys not currently partnered up, and shrugged. "You could hook up with a girl? Some of these sophomores clean up nice."
Sure, Mari had kissed girls before at parties and stuff, but she's never really thought about going any further. "I dunno, I mean what if they think I don't kiss right? Girls are way bitcher than boys." Besides, shouldn't she lose her hetro virginity before dabbling in lesbianism? Wasn't that the rules?
"Licking a pussy looks harder than sucking a dick. Totally."
She shrugged. "Guess it depends. Like, dicks aren't that hard." She stopped, suddenly, and laughed. "I mean, they're better when they are! Haha. You know, you're anywhere on a guy's cock and he's happy. Girls, you know, you've gotta find that little spot that just melts 'em. It can take a lot work to find! And guys like, so don't even bother most of the time." So selfish. Really.
Mari snorted ungracefully at Amber's pun and slapped a hand toher forehead. "Whatever, it's totally too much effort. Why can't a boy just stick it in me while I just lie there? That sounds nice." She sighed and jiggled from one foot to the other.
"Come on, come help me piss and then I'll leave you to get laid."
"Well, that's okay too. I kinda like being on top. Get a good bounce going." She bounced a little to illustrate her point. "Get enough momentum going and I swear to god I could hypnotize someone with these babies."
She giggled and followed Mari to the ladies room. "You could always come with, honey. Three ain't always a crowd!"
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