It was sweet for Mari to rub his shoulder and it sure did feel good, but this was a party and Jake knew he was getting a bit too serious. That's why he slipped in the bit about his father buying England.

When he saw the horrific expression on Mari's face, Jakob couldn't hold it in any longer, he started laughing his ass off, "AHAHAHA! Oh my God, Mari! you should see your face!" He kissed the tip of her nose, "I promise...my father did NOT buy England for my Christmas present!" He looked at her from the side of his eyes, "It was Denmark!" He grinned, "No! No countries, no land! Just lots of clothes and gadgets that I wanted."

He wiped his eyes with the back of his hand, "So, how about you, Mari?"