Sam burst out laughing. "I'd say that's pretty fair. Maybe four if they're small," he joked. "And I have plenty of things to throw at passed out people in the morning," he grinned.
"Yeah, maybe freshies and sophomores in one tub, so you can fit more?" she joked back, still grinning. Sam always knew just how to make her laugh and cheer her up, even when her night prior to now had been shitty. It was a welcome change of mood. "If you need to break anything over anybody's head, just remember you can't use reparo while we're away from school," she warned, squeezing his hands.
He grinned, it was great having a friend like Jenny. "Good call," he smiled. "We could always drape a few over the toilets. Two on each side," he laughed.
"Mierda," he remembered he wouldn't be able to put things together with magic while they were still off campus. "I guess I'll stick to cereal, cardboard boxes, and candy corns," he laughed. "Mom would kill me if I broke any of her potted plants to wake up hung over teenagers."
"Yeah, and you guys must have a laundry room, right? You could probably stash a whole load of people in there. And they'd have dirty clothes to snuggle up in!" Jenny suggested.
"Cereal works, just don't waste anything good.. like, don't use Lucky Charms or Apple Jacks."
"Oh! Good call! I'm sure my dirty tee shirts are more comfortable than a toilet," he laughed. "But if I find any of those freaks trying to steal one of my sister's undies I'm going shank a bitch," he joked.
"I wouldn't dream of wasting Lucky Charms. I was thinking Cheerios or Shredded Wheat. Either one would work but I think Shredded Wheat would have more of an impact," he mused.
"Now I almost wish I was sticking around just to see how you're going to Tetris stack all these drunks into various crevices.. it's almost too good to miss," she replied, giggling.
"Shredded Wheat would definitely hurt more. It's scratchy. I also recommend anything with whole grains, because.. uh, what else are you gunna do with it? Eat it?"
"Do you get picture messages on your cell?" he asked. "I will definitely send you pictures of my mad tetris skills if you do," he grinned. "I might be putting some people in the kitchen cupboards."
He smiled wide. "Oh hell no! No way am I eating whole grain cereal! And I don't want to waste my cocoa puffs."
"I do! Mom got us both unlimited messaging on our phones because sometimes she texts us instead of calling, so it's all good. Please share," she replied happily.
"Cocoa puffs? Seriously? Tell me you've had Reese Puffs. I had them at Sera's house once, our mom doesn't believe in too much sugar at breakfast. I could never convince her to get me them, but they're soooooo good."
"Sweet! I will definitely send you some pictures of the aftermath then," he grinned. "Your mom can text? Pretty impressive. My mom wouldn't know what to do with a cell phone if you gave her one," he laughed.
"Oooo! Reese Puffs?! I've never even heard of them! That sounds delightful though. Does it actually taste like Reeses?" he asked. He needed to get some and STAT, especially if they tasted like real reeses. "How have I gone my whole life without this cereal?" he asked.
"Mum is pretty tech savvy. She knows how to work the remote for the satelite and everything, too!" Jenny explained, grinning proudly. "She can find Maury re-runs all on her own."
"Exactly like the cereal. It's like, so good," she agreed. "I will buy us a box and we will munch when we get back to school. I'll bring it to practice.. for like, energy. Chocolate peanut butter energy."