To: All (student@cci.edu)
From: Bekka Walkky (aunewalkky@cci.edu)
Subject: Socks.

To whom it may concern:

Over the weekend, it appears that my socks have gone lost in the wash. If they were sorted with yours, return them. If you stole them for means of a prank or revenge, return them. The former will receive a reward, the latter will not be reprimanded to the fullest extent of my abilities.

If you are too afraid to own up like the sock-stealing pansy you are, leave them in a bag by my room.

Thank you.
-Bekka W.