"Why does everything have bows on it?" Abernathy complained rather loudly, tossing another pair of shoes back into a box when she realized it was an open toed flat with a big bow at the heel. She slammed the lid shut. "This. Is. Horrible. Who wears this crap?"

She was so absorbed in the fashion offending shoes that she didn't even notice Bobby turning their little sideshow into a three ring circus.