Steve Barton (swashbuckler) wrote in marvel_nextgen,
@ 2009-12-12 21:12:00

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Rate the Babes!
Turnabout was, as they said, fair play. So Steve had gathered the Avengers guys (and put in a call to Vincent of the FF since Val and Andrea had attended the girls' night, as well as Misha), set up the projector, provided plenty of unhealthy snakes, and generally had quite the time playing party planner.

"All right, gentlemen," he said to assembled group, "and I use the term loosely in some of your cases, we are here for one purpose and one purpose in particular. Last week, our colleagues in crime fighting conducted the time honored tradition of "Rate the Hunks" amongst those of us on the Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Defenders. So tonight, we men-folk must unite...

"And...

"Rate...

"the...

"Babes!"

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	next_avenger 2009-12-13 01:19 am UTC (link)
	"So how is this done?" James asked as he grabbed another handful of popcorn from the bowl in his lap. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	borntolead 2009-12-13 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Charlie shook his head at his little brother and gave a sigh. "It goes like this...you see the picture of the girl on the screen. Give her a number between one and ten, ten being super-ultra hot, and one being...not so super-ultra hot. Simple." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-13 02:40 am UTC (link)
	James tilted his head in thought. "6.5." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Steve clicked the remote and brought up the next slide on the projector. "Next on our list is Antoinette "Toni" Rhodes, best friend to my girl Anya and master of the mechanical mutant mojo. Smart, sassy, but also my girlfriend's best friend, which puts her way in the off-limits category for me. So it's a six for me. Nice to look, but no chance of pursuit." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	borntolead 2009-12-13 03:11 am UTC (link)
	"Anya's pretty much my sister," Charlie said as he munched on popcorn, "Sister's best friend gets a six-point-five. Pretty cute though." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Another click, another slide. "Here we have Sammy Fury. Once you get past the scary father, Sammy's not too bad at all." He gave it a little thought. "I'll give her an eight." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	borntolead 2009-12-13 03:32 am UTC (link)
	"She has really beautiful eyes," Charlie said, "The rest of her's not that bad, either. It's great, actually. Eight." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Steve brought up the next picture. "Coming up next in our slide show, we have the lovely Eliza Romanova. It may just be the Barton in me talking, but Russian redheads? Way hot. Even if she is Anya's sister, she gets an eight and a half from me." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-13 03:54 am UTC (link)
	"Dude...three. She's my sister." In a very complicated way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 04:14 am UTC (link)
	(actual link: http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q280/stacyricco/MNG/eliza2.jpg) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 04:18 am UTC (link)
	"Last and definitely not least in my heart of the Avengers ladies," Steve began as he clicked up the next picture, "Anya Stark." He grinned, happily. "Nine point five and the best thing that ever happened to me. Just need to pry her away from the lab a little more often." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	borntolead 2009-12-13 04:20 am UTC (link)
	"Cute, yes," Charlie said, "But she's too much like a sister to me. Four." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Having averted death, Steve moved on in the slideshow. "This is Kalypso. Eternal and reserve Avenger." He paused, to consider his rating. "Definite nine. Purely in physical terms. Don't know her well enough to consider personality." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-13 04:33 am UTC (link)
	James just stared. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 04:46 am UTC (link)
	"All right, moving on in the super-hero Rolodex, let's take a look at the Fantastic Four," Steve said. "Up first, the recently married Cassie Lang. She's... pretty. Not necessarily hot, but pretty. So, let's say, seven and a half." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-13 04:47 am UTC (link)
	James nodded. "Seven." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 05:07 am UTC (link)
	"And now the other lady of the FF, Andrea Denker," said Steve as he called up the next slide. "Pretty, definitely, edging towards hot, but the android thing is kinda... weird. Almost makes me think of a giant doll or something. Seven, maaaybe an eight, I guess?" (Reply to this)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-13 05:09 am UTC (link)
	"Two." The whole robot thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Sensing this was a good time to move on, Steve flipped over to the X-Men portion of the slide show. "Next up," he said, "is Cait Drake. She's cute. Think I saw her when a bunch of us were in London. Seems nice enough. Six and a half, seven, somewhere in there." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mishaloganovich 2009-12-13 05:32 am UTC (link)
	"Cait is a doll. She's up in the 8-9 range." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Next slide! "Now this is someone most of us all know, Chris Grant-Pym. Chris is a lot of fun, and hot in kind of an indy way. So I'll give her an eight." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-13 05:45 am UTC (link)
	"Five. She's...okay." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Click to the next slide. "Going from cats to dogs, is Moira... Moira... Moira... something I can't pronounce." Steve shrugged. "Can't say I know her at all, but I like what I see. Definite eight." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	quitethecharmer 2009-12-13 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	"Hrimharisdottir..." Vincent stared in mild shock. "Nine, easily, but where in heaven's name did you get that picture?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	And for the next X-Lady... "This is...," Steve checked the list, "Molly Hayes. Former runaway and able to bench press a house." "She's cute. I give her a seven." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-13 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	James nodded. "Pretty. Seven and a half." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-13 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	"All right, last X-Slide is... Lyta Braddock-Worthington. And yes, those are wings. Mega-loaded, and not bad looking either." He gave it some thought. "I'm gonna have to go with a seven and a half. Would be an eight, but I'm not sure about the whole wings thing." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	weavingwizard 2009-12-13 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Daniel just takes a long look. "Eight. And the wings are actually awesome." He sets his gaze on Misha. "Can she fly? Because that would be pretty awesome." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-14 12:06 am UTC (link)
	"And now we come to the Defenders. We'll start with the mortals and work our way up to the goddesses," Steve began. "First up is Marlow. I dunno. Pretty, but something about her's kinda creepy. Seven and a half again." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	borntolead 2009-12-14 12:09 am UTC (link)
	"Just a bit....seven." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	swashbuckler 2009-12-14 12:20 am UTC (link)
	"And here we have Sydney, the Defenders den mother. She's... an eight, I'd say. Definite hottie." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	quitethecharmer 2009-12-14 12:27 am UTC (link)
	"Eight from me as well. A fine vision of an older woman." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)