Steve Barton (swashbuckler) wrote in marvel_nextgen,
@ 2009-12-12 21:12:00

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Rate the Babes!
Turnabout was, as they said, fair play. So Steve had gathered the Avengers guys (and put in a call to Vincent of the FF since Val and Andrea had attended the girls' night, as well as Misha), set up the projector, provided plenty of unhealthy snakes, and generally had quite the time playing party planner.

"All right, gentlemen," he said to assembled group, "and I use the term loosely in some of your cases, we are here for one purpose and one purpose in particular. Last week, our colleagues in crime fighting conducted the time honored tradition of "Rate the Hunks" amongst those of us on the Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Defenders. So tonight, we men-folk must unite...

"And...

"Rate...

"the...

"Babes!"

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swashbuckler
2009-12-13 02:35 am UTC (link)

"All right," Steve said, "as we all know this is a one to ten scale. One is not a babe at all, five is average, and ten is a babe-goddess. Everything in-between is your call."

He keyed up the projector. "First up is Emily Banner, alternate reality daughter of Bruce and Betty Banner. She's pretty cute, but the hulking-out thing kinda gives me the creeps, so I'll give her a 7."

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	next_avenger 2009-12-13 02:40 am UTC (link)
	James tilted his head in thought. "6.5." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	borntolead 2009-12-13 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Charlie laughed. "Yeah the hulking-out thing is....just a bit weird. But she's fairly good-looking, so she's a solid seven." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mishaloganovich 2009-12-13 02:44 am UTC (link)
	"She does the HULK SMASH thing too? Oh boy. Seven seems good. Get that hanging over your head and you'd be afraid to peep a higher number." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	weavingwizard 2009-12-13 02:51 am UTC (link)
	"Seven seems pretty solid. She has a nice body, sweet, and dear gods do we not want to upset her," Daniel says with a slight grin. He lets his gaze flicker over the picture for another second and looks away. Right so that's what this was? This was fine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-13 03:57 am UTC (link)
	"She's really smart too," James added. "She speaks a lot of different languages and loves to read." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	quitethecharmer 2009-12-13 04:03 am UTC (link)
	"I have to start by saying that all ratings are completely arbitrary for me, as I'm completely happy with Andrea." Vincent sips his mead. "That said, I give her a seven and a half, up to a solid eight if she can hold a decent conversation about high science mechanics like her family namesake." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2009-12-13 04:24 am UTC (link)
	"Eight and a half. I find her intelligence intriguing, and her super strength doesn't bother me any." Ok, so maybe he misses the point at times. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-13 04:26 am UTC (link)
	"You're about the only one on the team she can't hurt," James pointed out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2009-12-13 04:31 am UTC (link)
	"Very likely, and she'd be interesting to spar with. I also have a fascination with languages, which may add to the appeal." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nightingalesong 2009-12-15 01:35 am UTC (link)
	"Uh..." Qamar blinks, and blushes a little. "I was kinda naked when I met her, which just makes it strange." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-15 01:37 am UTC (link)
	"Which means you got a better view than the rest of us. We need a number." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nightingalesong 2009-12-15 01:39 am UTC (link)
	"No, I was. She wasn't." He shrugs. "She's... not really my type, so... a five." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	next_avenger 2009-12-15 01:41 am UTC (link)
	"Oh. I wonder what she rated you then," James grinned. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nightingalesong 2009-12-15 01:43 am UTC (link)
	"She didn't get a very good look before I kind of kicked her face into the faucet," he admits, uncomfortable. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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