Petra Gardner (gal_gardner) wrote in the_bullpen,
@ 2010-08-04 18:40:00

Bad Pick-Up Lines
Drag out your bad pick-up lines folks! Ones you've used, ones used on you, ones you've overheard, whatever. Bonus points for mentioning if it worked.

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	im_a_librarian 2010-08-04 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	When I was a librarian, I had guys ask if they could check me out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	handofnabu 2010-08-04 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Really? It's a good line, given the job. But there aren't any other good pick-up lines. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	im_a_librarian 2010-08-04 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Really. It was cute the first couple of times. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	handofnabu 2010-08-04 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Ah. I honestly don't mind patrons flirting with me. It's when they're old enough to be my grandmother that I get the urge to hide in the periodicals. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	im_a_librarian 2010-08-04 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	snicker Yeah, had a few grandpa types I wanted to hide from myself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2010-08-04 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh honey I bet you and I could go through a whole tube of Ben-Gay..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	im_a_librarian 2010-08-05 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Eeew! Eeewww! Ew! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	handofnabu 2010-08-04 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously. What is it with old people? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	im_a_librarian 2010-08-05 12:18 am UTC (link)
	They're just lonely, I guess. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	handofnabu 2010-08-05 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Then why don't they try community centers? Or bars? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	im_a_librarian 2010-08-05 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Beats me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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