Hashirama Senju (boysareback) wrote,
@ 2010-11-07 19:38:00

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[secret mystery letter left in one Madara Uchiha's locker in an unknown writing cause he got a girl to write it for him.]

Hi Madara,

I've seen around school but I am too shy to come up and talk to you. I just want you to know that I think you are someone special, someone I would like to try and be with. One day, I hope I can overcome my nerves and speak to you in person but for now, I hope you will allow me to continue to write to you and tell you how I feel.

From your secret admirer.

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	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 03:49 am UTC (link)
	I bet I'll get one tomorrow. And it'll say like, "you have the cutest butt, and you're way better than Hashirama Senju, who has horrible cheese breath." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 03:56 am UTC (link)
	And a bigger penis than you. [sadly, knows that is a lie because now he has felt it. it looks that bit smaller but it's got the girth.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 04:22 am UTC (link)
	That's a lie. [grins at. teehee.] I bet she'll give me gifts. Like lunches and candy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Sneak behind classroom doors when no one is looking for a quick kiss? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 05:40 am UTC (link)
	No, she'll have to get over being shy because I kiss openly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Really? You kiss openly? I guess since you are very attention seeking. I prefer those ones where people can't see so you can explore a bit more, grab their behind, grind our hips together. But there is something really appealing when you can't keep your hands off the other, you need them so badly you just slam them into the wall, kiss them passionately. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 05:46 am UTC (link)
	... [stares up at. that was really specific.] You seem to've had a good sex life. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 05:49 am UTC (link)
	I guess you could say I have. Hey, if things go good with this girl, you will to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. Unless she's fat. I don't want to ... have a first time with a fat chick. Or a nerd. Or some bimbo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 05:53 am UTC (link)
	You should just approach someone instead then if you are going to be that picky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 05:58 am UTC (link)
	I would approach her, but she's a secret. That's the point I've been trying to make. Girls who're hot aren't shy and they don't send notes to get a guy into them. She's probably trying to make me fall for her personality before I see her face. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 06:01 am UTC (link)
	So if you had a girl who you loved to talked to, felt easy with and didn't have to live up to any standard, you would reject her because she is ugly? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 06:02 am UTC (link)
	... Depends on how ugly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 06:07 am UTC (link)
	The worst you can think of. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Then I probably wouldn't love talking to her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 06:11 am UTC (link)
	You aren't desperate then. You should just say no to this chick then. Leave a note on the front of your locker for her to get that says she is rejected. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 06:24 am UTC (link)
	I want to see where it goes though. [motions for Hashirama to come lay down next to him finally.] If I can get free stuff out of exploiting some girl's fantasies with me, why not? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 06:31 am UTC (link)
	[lays down on his back,hand on his stomach, looking up at the sky. maybe it was cruel to do this to Madara but he wanted to see how he reacts. knows that he cares and is really happy about this inside.] Get her to cheat on your exams for you so you can finally pass my score. [shh, just because he lost the last one. that is not remembered.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 06:41 am UTC (link)
	[snorts.] Maybe I can make her my love slave. Give her kisses on the cheek for free lunches, homework... she can carry me around on her big fat back. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 06:45 am UTC (link)
	What do you want if you go down on her? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 06:47 am UTC (link)
	... I want her soul for that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 11:24 am UTC (link)
	Tough man to please. What will you give her if she does it to you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	She should be happy just to please me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	I really feel sorry for this girl. Maybe I should scare her off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you dare. She's mine. Get your own girl to write you letters. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)