Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-03-10 21:08:00

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If you're familiar with Bravo's "The Real Housewives of _____" series, then maybe you can agree that... they need to come to Reno. And film me.

Because I have a perfect marriage. And I look great on TV.

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	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:06 am UTC (link)
	You didn't get it yet? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:09 am UTC (link)
	When did you leave it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:11 am UTC (link)
	A couple days ago. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:12 am UTC (link)
	At home? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:13 am UTC (link)
	In your room ... might wanna get a hold of it before anyone else sees. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:14 am UTC (link)
	... What the hell did you leave? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:16 am UTC (link)
	It's a surprise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm scared. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Don't be scared. It's not bad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:28 am UTC (link)
	You're adventurous, it could be anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:31 am UTC (link)
	That makes it more exciting, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:32 am UTC (link)
	That's my line. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:33 am UTC (link)
	But you didn't leave me a present so you don't get to use that line. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:41 am UTC (link)
	I can leave you one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:42 am UTC (link)
	In my room? What will you leave me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:43 am UTC (link)
	A giant black dildo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Is this a fantasy of yours you haven't told me about? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:44 am UTC (link)
	No, it's just a good party favor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 05:45 am UTC (link)
	I want to go to the kinds of parties you're invited to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 05:46 am UTC (link)
	If you're going to be a real housewife, get used to giant black dildos. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I think I shouldn't reply to that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:02 am UTC (link)
	You're getting a glitter one, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Silver glitter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Purple. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-11 06:05 am UTC (link)
	That's acceptable, too. Do you want to be there when I use it, too? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)