Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-07-14 16:47:00

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Today I had my photoshoot, and they sent me off with a mock-cover suggesting what it might look like. If you're interested, it's here, and it'll be the August 2010 issue, so go pick it up. I might even give you a free autograph. And yes, it's full nude. Exciting, I know. This might be the revitalization of my model career. I really missed the attention.

And with photos in mind, last night I went through some old photographs from my childhood, and being as kind as I am I decided to share four of my favorites.

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	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	It's seductive in it's own way. Other people think so. And I still look like a twink, so shut up. It's for women and gay men, they want me to look innocent. Right? I love animals that are ferocious like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	You do not look like a twink. It's only fun if the animal can kill you back. Why people hunt deer is beyond me. What a waste. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	I do so. I look at least 10 years younger than I really am. Don't bullshit. You know kangaroos can seriously maul you? I saw it on TV. Pretty lame way to get attacked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Only if I look five years younger than I really am. Kangaroos? ... That sounds stupid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes. Not with the makeup and fishnet on. It is pretty stupid. They made fun of the kid, too. I probably would as well. Who gets attacked by a kangaroo? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I look hot in makeup and fishnet, you mean. People in Australia, I guess? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	It makes you look older. People don't wear makeup to appear younger. They're in zoos, too. Maybe I should get a tiger and a kangaroo and see which one beats the other. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	That's true. But you wear make-up sometimes, too. You don't want to look older. A tiger, duh. Kangaroos don't even have claws. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I use concealer to look younger. But they kick, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	I thought only girls used that. The tiger would just eat its foot off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should start, all that squinting you do in the sun will give you crow's feet and wrinkles. I kind of want to see that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	I don't squint. Not a tiger vs. kangaroo, but it gives you an idea. I think we should make your puppy go one-on-one with it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yes you do. They're bigger than I thought... I have a puppy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	You're just racist. Your husband. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. I hate Japanese people. He's more like a St Bernard than a puppy. And I want him to fight a bear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	A bear? ... Okay, I'm game. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	You have to give me time to make him stop shaving. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	And then roll him in honey to entice the bear even more? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	... Mm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	The bear, not you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Can't it entice both? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	No, that's gross. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	You're a bully. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	At least you guys aren't screwing in the stairwell anymore. ... That I know of. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	We've upgraded to the lounge. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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