legendarytits (legendarytits) wrote,
@ 2015-06-17 13:06:00

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The Doctor is Out

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Contacts:
FGI
Senju
Jiraiya
Suigetsu
Kiba
Naruto

"Hello, you've reached Tsunade. If this is an emergency, try again or call 911. ...That might be your best bet if I haven't picked up after the second try. If you're calling to make an appointment, stop by the clinic or call again later. If you do leave a message make sure you leave your name, your number, the purpose for your visit, and the date and time you wish to come in. I'll call you back and we'll schedule the appointment together. If you just called to go out for drinks... the answer is yes, and why the hell are you still listening to this? Come find me and let's go!"

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	Call Tuesday 30th June; 2:15AM devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 08:35 am UTC (link)
	[Just arrived back from day as slave, in need of coffee or sleep or something. Just flops down on the couch and grabbed phone out, finally having a chance to call back.] Ring ring (Reply to this)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-06-30 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	[The phone rings for a while, then gets answered by a very groggy Tsunade, who didn't bother to look at the caller ID.] ... Fuck, what time is it? clears throat Hello? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Ummm. Some time in the morning... should have looked at the time first You rang? should have looked at the time of that too (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

legendarytits
2009-07-02 07:51 pm UTC (link)

I... I what?

Oh, yeah that was this morning, or... yesterday morning. Whenever it was that I saw the boss's ass in a tabloid with someone's pants around his ankles.

Care to explain, or was it really as bad as it looked?

((ooc: umm, I swear I replied already, and then you replied back, but maybe I'm going crazy or it's that Scribbld disappeary-thing... the notifications in my inbox are even gone. And I never delete anything. o_O So anyway, if this is sort of different than the first time, or if there never was a first time and I'm just nuts, sorry. ♥))

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devilswalknstik
2009-07-03 04:35 am UTC (link)

That is not my ass. If I remember, it was reported as a homeless bum. [Irony, butt, homeless bum... yeah nevermind.] And whoever Madara gets up to in his spare time, doesn't mean its automatically me.

Why do you think it's me? [Besides the fact that it is but that's redundant.]

((OOC: Yeah I think it got ate by the scribbly error. I don't have my reply though lol))

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	legendarytits 2009-07-03 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Because I saw the picture and did a double-take, and not because of the big Uchiha's ass. The other ass. It was you! ...Er, yours. I swear. You're sure that's not your ass, Hashirama? Sure you weren't too drunk off it to remember? It's not like you to get so sloppy... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-07-03 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	I am sure that it is not my ass. I did go out with Madara and we did drink a lot which lead to some stupid bet and well... he made that pretty obvious of what I had to do for the day but willingly being pantless in an open car park was certainly not me. Besides that Doctor... how do you know my ass that well hm? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-07-04 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I saw that whole slave thing; I was wondering about that. Sorry your luck didn't hold out on that bet. And sorry I thought you were that homeless man. It's just... Senju, I've seen your ass naked. And I'll admit that it's very nice, and I may look twice when you go by. Don't get a big head, now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-07-04 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh really? [Head is swelling... just a little bit. Will just tuck that away for further use.] [Looks around for the time, flopping head over to the blinking 12:00 on his microwave and then over to the wall clock that actually has the correctly set time.] Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I just noticed what the time was. Did I wake you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

legendarytits
2009-07-07 07:19 pm UTC (link)

You think I'd lie? Yes, really.

[Glances at the bright blue display on her bedside clock. Only 2:25am?] I was just asleep for about an hour or two. And I'm glad you finally called me... if you hadn't, it would have seemed like you were trying to hide something from me. [Which would have meant a good pummeling of sensitive areas very soon.] Good to know it was all a misunderstanding.

Anyway, you're probably tired too. I won't keep you if you want to go sleep. Or go get a drink, after the day you've had.

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	devilswalknstik 2009-07-07 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	[Yes. Slave. Madara. Bleh.... very exhausted. Sleep is good like curling up on the couch now. Oh thats better.] I owe you a coffee for the wake up. [Tries not to yawn but fails.] Sleep well and good night. [hangs up] (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Call Tuesday 30th July; 5:24AM devilswalknstik 2009-07-30 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	[Sits quietly on his couch and waits.] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-07-30 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	[Takes a few rings before she realizes it's her phone and not her alarm that's going off... squints at the caller ID, then at the clock. Voice is rough with sleep when she answers.] Why don't you ever call at normal hours like a normal person? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-07-31 02:02 am UTC (link)
	[Oops. Should pay more attention to the time.] I haven't slept at all yet. No, I am not drunk. Sorry, I should have called you at a better time. [Note the hint of sigh and sadness there.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-07-31 04:46 am UTC (link)
	[Rubs her eyes, trying to wake up more. Something's not right. Her voice is a little softer this time.] No, now's... fine. You weren't drinking and you weren't sleeping, so that probably means you were thinking. What's on your mind, Hashirama? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-07-31 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Too many things. [And suddenly realizes that he doesn't want to talk about it.] Do you think I can come by your office today and get something to help me sleep? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-07-31 05:53 am UTC (link)
	You can come by anytime, Hashirama. [Sighs, rubbing the bridge of her nose.] If I'm giving you a prescription, though, I need to know what I'm treating first. Did you just call me for drugs? At five thirty in the morning? ...Why'd you really call me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-07-31 06:53 am UTC (link)
	[Ack drugs. Yeah he wouldn't have even used them if he did get them. Just needed an excuse.] Just needed to hear a friendly voice. [Rubs temples and lays down.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

legendarytits
2009-07-31 07:36 am UTC (link)

[Gets comfortable in her pillows, ready to listen and forgo the three hours she had left to sleep. Always willing to help a friend.] Well. I'm touched you called me, then.

[Decides she'll change the subject to something lighter to take his mind of his 'too many things', if he doesn't want to talk about them.] So. How were the late-night infomercials tonight? Anything good?

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	devilswalknstik 2009-07-31 07:49 am UTC (link)
	[The change of conversation is very welcomed, rolling over onto his side flicking through the channels.] Chaz Dean tells me that my hair is not being taken care of properly. Get A Grip makes me wonder if someone can climb down a building using them or up it. That could be a security flaw implemented by infomercials. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-07-31 09:58 am UTC (link)
	[Laughs softly] Your hair is nicer than mine is sometimes, don't listen to Chaz Dean. And I think your intruder would have to be pretty light not to fall to the ground... unless they're Spiderman. Infomercials should sell Spidey silk or whatever it's called. It'd be multi-purpose. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-07-31 10:09 am UTC (link)
	Something with some long distance range to it. No need to go down stairs and possibly end up dead armed with your baseball bat. Now, introducing Spidey Silk, the new multi-purpose tool in household safety and child discipline. [Oh god, that was a light laugh. His lips actually turned into a smile for a second.] We should market it and be famous. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-07-31 10:26 am UTC (link)
	[That's more like it! She curls up, grinning into the phone.] We should! Child discipline... oh, you're bad! I bet it'd hurt to get slapped with some of that. And it could double as a leash. Have you ever seen kids on leashes? It's the most ridiculous thing. It's just there to give the parents the illusion of control when really the kid is leading them around. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

devilswalknstik
2009-07-31 10:49 am UTC (link)

You mean those harness things? They are the most ridiculous inventions ever brought out. Parents are always struggling to keep their kids under control while wearing them, and seriously, how much does a child weigh? If it had an electrical current through it then it would be efficient.

[Sighs but still a semi happy one.] They should be lucky to have them. Treat them like they actually wanted them. [Going quiet... thoughts reverting. Must quickly move on.] I swear they are slapping subliminal messages into these. I suddenly want to pay more attention to my skin.

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legendarytits
2009-07-31 11:06 am UTC (link)

An electrical current! Like those no-bark dog collars? [Laughing despite herself] How about just teaching the kids to behave in the first place.

[~~Adopt the FG kids with me; some of them really need 'parents' too.~~ Almost says something in his silence, but doesn't.]

It must be a subliminal message, because your skin is as nice as your hair. Really, Hashirama, it'd probably make your skin worse to use a bunch of products on it.

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	devilswalknstik 2009-07-31 11:50 am UTC (link)
	[~~Seriously, I would do that with you.~~] That makes me sound like a woman. I should be complimenting you on how well you look. [Smooth move...] Speaking of looking radiantly young, your birthday is coming up. Do you have any plans? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-01 08:08 am UTC (link)
	[~~I'm already halfway there with some of them, you want to be the daddy to my momma?~~] Hah! You're no woman, Hashi, just a very well put-together man. And you flatter me... [Now it's her turn to get ominously quiet.] Another year. Don't remind me. I'm going out and partying til I pass out. Or until I forget it's my birthday, whichever comes first. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

devilswalknstik
2009-08-02 12:33 am UTC (link)

[~~I will. I'm too working my way into them. Lets combine parental forces.~~]

Turning another year older isn't bad. You are still as beautiful as the day I first met you. [He is smiling to himself now.] If you need anything, you know you can ask me at any time, even if it is to pick you up after you pass out and tuck you into bed. Make coffee in the morning for that hang over.

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legendarytits
2009-08-01 07:43 pm UTC (link)

[~~I'm sure we'll make a great team. Alright. We'll do it together.~~]

[She's covered her face with her hand, but is smiling too. Somehow it never seems trite or forced coming from him. Though funny story. Did she ever tell you about the time she blew all her money on a face lift...?] Thank you, Hashirama. You always know what to say. And the coffee always tastes better when you make it. I might take you up on that...

[Laughs softly.] How'd this happen, I was supposed to be comforting you.

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	[BUSINESS CALL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-19 02:05 am UTC (link)
	[ ... ] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-19 07:45 am UTC (link)
	[Doesn't look at the caller ID before answering, sounds a bit distracted and irritated when she picks up.] Yes? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-08-19 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Miss Tsunade? [don't take that tone with me, missy.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-19 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	[Oops... you've got her attention now] Mr. Madara? Sorry, I didn't realize it was you. It's been... well, you know what kind of a day it's been. You got my incident report, I hope? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

kiss_and_sell
2009-08-19 09:16 pm UTC (link)

That's what I'm calling about. After discussing the details, it's blatantly obvious this was an inside job. I have some questions for you that may help find the offender.

First and foremost, do we have any employees with a record of medication abuse? You do not have to say names if that violates patient confidentiality agreements, however we will find their name sooner or later.

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	legendarytits 2009-08-21 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	[a moment of silence as she considers] ... There might be a couple. Whoever did this, though, was clearly injured. I'm hesitant to believe the single bottle of pills stolen was taken for recreational purposes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-08-22 07:48 am UTC (link)
	You are not one to hesitate to treat employees, which is why this case is such an odd one. Regardless, have you had any frequent visits from any member of the security team? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-22 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Member of security? I've treated Sui--wait, you don't think security would break into my clinic. Do you? I mean, it's their job to make sure no one does break in... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-08-22 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Suigetsu? That's all I needed. Thank you for your cooperation. [click.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-23 08:59 am UTC (link)
	What? Wait-- ... [looks at phone, irritated and confused.] Goddamn it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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