Log In

Home
    - Create Journal
    - Update
    - Download

Scribbld
    - News
    - Paid Accounts
    - Invite
    - To-Do list
    - Contributors

Customize
    - Customize
    - Create Style
    - Edit Style

Find Users
    - Random!
    - By Region
    - By Interest
    - Search

Edit ...
    - User Info
    - Settings
    - Your Friends
    - Old Entries
    - Userpics
    - Password

Need Help?
    - Password?
    - FAQs
    - Support Area


YAMANAKA INO ❝山中いの❞ ([info]verdure) wrote,
@ 2009-08-16 16:38:00


Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Current mood: frustrated

→one.
So.

I think I burned down my apartment.









No, okay, I didn't burn it down, but the kitchen and bathroom are pretty much annihilated and part of the living room is scorched and I swear to god it wasn't my fault, except my landlord is blaming it on me leaving the oven on.

Like. I have an oven?

So anyway, he kicked me out for a few months while they fix everything up. Which totally sucks, let me tell you, because Shikamaru's place is even tinier than mine and his bathroom is like, microscopic or something, so I pretty much have to blow dry my hair in the bathtub. Which is so not safe and really, why didn't the building inspectors catch such gross negligence? This is unconscionable.

And now I can't find my flat iron.



...Ohhh.

See, I knew it wasn't the oven.



(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)


[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:46 am UTC (link)
It's been known to happen.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]impellere
2009-08-17 07:01 am UTC (link)
Yeah, like natural disasters. Not electric fires.

Or good dye jobs, amirite?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]verdure
2009-08-17 07:05 am UTC (link)
If that's another jab at my hair, I swear it's totally natural.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]impellere
2009-08-17 07:13 am UTC (link)
As natural as the black walls of your char-grilled kitchen.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]verdure
2009-08-17 07:31 am UTC (link)
As natural as yours?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]impellere
2009-08-17 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Hey, if y'weren't too busy trying to lay it down with the Nara I might offer some one-on-one time for you to tour my drapery.

But for now you're just gonna have to dream about it.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]verdure
2009-08-17 07:06 pm UTC (link)
One, Shikamaru wouldn't know how to get laid if it came up and gave him a lap dance.

Two, I'll dream about it in your dreams.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]impellere
2009-08-17 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Trippy. We must have entered the Twilight Zone when you burned down your bathroom.

For the record can we just leave his virginity in his pants where it belongs and will always be?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

WHY AM I NOT GETTING NOTIFS
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 12:37 am UTC (link)
I didn't burn it down. It's still there--it's just. A little charred.

You know, as his friend, don't you have some sort of male duty to find a half-drunk girl to pop his cherry?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

IT HATES YOU. <3
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 03:37 am UTC (link)
And deal with the guilt the day after? Sorry, Ino.

But I'd feel too bad for the girl.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

oh my god WHYYYYY 8(
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 06:30 am UTC (link)
...You're right. He'd be a terrible lay for that poor girl.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

IDK BUT IT'S DOING IT TO ME TOO
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 07:46 pm UTC (link)
You should go find her and apologize. That's some awful judgment there, Ino.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

/CLINGS TO IN MISERY
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Hey, you know, it's partially her fault for getting drunk and agreeing to sleep with him. The good news is, she might not remember it much the morning after.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

/... TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE VULNERABLE STATE <3
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:13 pm UTC (link)
It takes two to tango. Not one to tango and another to take a nap.

She'd be lucky to make it into the apartment.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

I~YAAAAN
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, we're kind of assuming Shikamaru even has a sex drive, aren't we?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Maybe he's a robot-

... that runs off tea I GOT IT.

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:27 pm UTC (link)
All this time I just thought he was a freak, but that's not it! He needs it to LIVE.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god, that's how he always beats everyone in shougi.

And finishes sudoku puzzles in like, five seconds. And--

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:33 pm UTC (link)
You know, I gave him a rubix cube once. He finished it in like, fourteen seconds. I counted.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:35 pm UTC (link)
The tea.

It's like his fuel. His life source! I should've known. All he could talk about was tea-

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:36 pm UTC (link)
That has to be why he's a lazy sack of shit, Ino! NOT ENOUGH TEA.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]verdure
2009-08-18 08:39 pm UTC (link)
How is that even possible? I mean, he drinks more tea than a geriatric.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]impellere
2009-08-18 08:56 pm UTC (link)
What else could there be, genius? Doesn't a car need constant fuel? Maybe he's like that. He has to be swimming in it for it to work like it should.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]verdure
2009-08-18 09:02 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god, it all makes sense. When he's not drinking tea, he's sleeping. When he's not sleeping, he's drinking tea. When he's awake, he's beating a computer at chess in like five minutes.

Shikamaru is a robot.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

1/idek don't ask
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)

(Reply to this)(Parent)

(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC
I HOPE THAT MEANS YOU'RE DONE - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 09:19 pm UTC
IT DID DW - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:26 pm UTC
OH GOOD - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 09:35 pm UTC
... you did that on purpose ;A; - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:36 pm UTC
yes. i did. :] - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 09:40 pm UTC
:| this is war. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 01:28 am UTC
bring it, foxface. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:48 am UTC
SCREAM - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 05:51 am UTC
YOU THINK YOU GET AWAY WITH 'FOXFACE'? ON MY TURF? :| - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:54 am UTC
THIS IS MY TURF :| - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 05:59 am UTC
... /SHOVE - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:04 am UTC
/PUNCHES - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:09 am UTC
/DODGES LOL - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:21 am UTC
/TACKLES - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:23 am UTC
/CATCHES AH HAH - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:33 am UTC
YOU'RE SO UNCOOPERATIVE :[ - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:38 am UTC
MAKE ME. :D - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:43 am UTC
/BACKHANDS - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:45 am UTC
/ROUNDHOUSE ... free good PFFFF - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:50 am UTC
WHO ARE YOU, CHUCK NORRIS? or dyslexic - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:56 am UTC
BOTH. :D and my kick is awesome enough to know my sensei on his ass, so... <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:16 am UTC
YOU KNOW YOUR SENSEI ON HIS ASS? how scandalous. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 07:21 am UTC
........................................ I KNOW'D HIM REAL HARD, YEAH. ;______; - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:23 am UTC
8) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 07:26 am UTC
;A; /CROTCH PUNT - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:35 am UTC
STAY AWAY FROM MY CROTCH - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 07:51 am UTC
WHY - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:54 am UTC
BECAUSE IT'S MINE - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:02 am UTC
IDC - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:04 am UTC
IS THIS THREAD OVER YET - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:12 am UTC
I THINK IT IS... WHY DIDN'T THIS DIE THEY USUALLY DIE SOONER - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:26 am UTC
IDEK SHE JUST COULDN'T LET HIM GET THE LAST WORD :| - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:28 am UTC
YEAH BUT THE LAST ACTION WAS A MOCKING ONE. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:32 am UTC
SHE STILL GOT THE LAST WORD. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:38 am UTC
SHUT UP. :( DID... DID WE LIKE MAKE THEM BOND AND BUILD A CONSPIRACY THEORY ALL IN A DAY? ... WHAT. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:42 am UTC
HAHAHAjfkdljLJAjda IDK I THINK WE DID... - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:44 am UTC
... WE DID SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TODAY. THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:47 am UTC
YES. LONGEST AND MOST INCOHERENT THREAD. EVER. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:48 am UTC
THESE TWO CAN NEVER SPEAK AGAIN. WHICH REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING... - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:50 am UTC
DIBS ON SECOND POST - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:51 am UTC
HOWEVER WILL THEY GET THROUGH A RAMENDATE - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:57 am UTC
OKAY GOOD NIGHT - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:57 am UTC
ICHI'S HAS A WORKING BAR, BB. WE GOOD. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:59 am UTC
NIIIIGHT <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:59 am UTC

(Read comments) -



scribbld is part of the horse.13 network
Design by Jimmy B.
Logo created by hitsuzen.
Scribbld System Status