"You're full of shit, mate." He said with a laugh, sitting up as he smirks. "You're going to be walking up to nuns and askin' to bang you in the name of God. 'It'll save my soul!'."
"You're just jealous 'cause your girlfriend won't put out for you and I don't have anyone holding me back from actually having sex if I wanted to." He smirked right back.