"Damn straight I am." Gray smiled at her, the slightest bit of malice in his tone. He palmed the cap and put it back on his head, removing and adjusting it several times before he got it comfortable again. He had two sisters. He was used to annoying.
"It would please me if you would choke on a dick" Mari muttered stroppily, taking out her lighter and attempting to light the end of the battered cigarette. Once it was finally alight, she popped it in her mouth, where it dangled in two halves.
"See what you're making me do? 'Cuz you're such a brat. Why are you out here polluting my air anyway?"
Gray snerked, silently smoking in contemplation as Mari attempted to smoke her pathetic excuse of a cigarette. He was still smirking, which was never really a good sign.
"You've got those roles reversed, Mari. You're supposed to be the one choking on my dick."
"Gosh, you're so convincing" Mari gasped, now holding the cigarette in place with two hands. "How did you ever get so witty?" She smiled sweetly, though she was now giving him the finger.
"Some of us are born with natural talent," Gray shrugged, playing it off as if she had been serious. He crushed the butt of his slowly fading cigarette and pulled out another, making it plainly obvious to her that he had plenty he could share if she would play nice.
She snorted at the 'natural talent' part, shaking her head as if she'd just heard a particularly good joke. "You're right, you are funny."
Watching him pull out a fresh cig, Mari wondered if they could stand here all night whilst Gray smoked the whole pack to spire her. Still, at least his cancer would be more accelerated than her own. "Ever so much" she sighed at his question.
She bit her lip as Gray's new cigarette got a little mishapen. "Well what" Mari said, exhasperated and a little confused. She was pretty slow on the uptake as it was.
Mari groaned frustratedly, her own cig has gone out faster than it had lit, and she finally chucked it away.
Clasping her hands to her chest, Mari used her best begging face. "Please Gregorie, can I have one little cigarette? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?"
"SUCK MY DICK" she yelled, losing patience with him. How annoying. "Unless you're willing to run me into town you better give me a goddamn cigarette or I'm not leave you alone for the rest of the week" she threatened, a little panicky that he wasn't being willing to her charms.
"Sounds terrifying," He mused, still grinning. He had fully meant to give her a cigarette by now, but somehow teasing her had become a lot more fun. It was bound to kick him in the ass sooner or later. Probably sooner.
Mari let out a dramatic cry before falling to the floor, face down and flailing like someone in immense pain.
"I'm dying! You're killing me here. Where are you going to hide my body after I die of stress?. My heart feels funny, I can smell burning" she rambled, muffled by the ground.