"You should. She has ample bosom to enjoy." He paused, laughing lightly. "And no, alas, I did not get a picture. It shall have to live forever in my memory alone."
"Oh I need to get in on that action." Stas grinned brightly. "I bet I can get a sympathy hug for the dress at least. I will keep an eye out for your she-devil girlfriend." And with that Stas was off looking for Abernathy and a quick squeeze.