"No way do you not know what Twilight is," she said suddenly, trying not to feel too excited that Sam hadn't gotten up and run away the moment the 'L' word was dropped. Instead he said it back! And maybe it was stupid how happy and giddy that made her feel, but there it was. That floaty feeling.

"Like, Edward is this vampire guy, but like way hotter than real vampires. And this girl like falls for him. But there is like this other guy who is a werewolf, Jacob. And Jacobs like mad hot too, and she kinda dates him for a while. So he and Edward get all buff man fighting over her. It is so wickedly cheesy."