ng_mojoverse (ng_mojoverse) wrote in marvel_nextgen,
@ 2013-02-22 15:39:00

Entry tags:

casey flynn, dmitri rasputin, flynn wisdom, jenny leigh, joe marko, npc - mojo, quinn braddock, satin mccay, tamara blaire

British Invasion
"Whaaaaat!? What do you mean viewership is down!?" Mojo screamed at the ever-stoic Major Domo. "Did they not see all Armageddon-esque that just happened!? I gave them full coverage of that and you're telling me the ratings are down!?"

Major Domo calmly took a handkerchief and wiped his face of Mojo-spit. "There was an influx of viewership during that time, Grand Obesity, but with it over, people are exhausted and prefer a little cheer, pep, and outright silliness."

"Don't tell me what my viewers need, Domo!" Mojo strokes his chin, idly scurrying about on his spider-legs. "I got it! People need cheer, pep, and silliness! In short, they need crack! Lots and lots of crack! Let's see, who's consistently come through on that front..aha! Excalibur! Their antics always get a good response! What are they doing now!?"

"They disbanded, sir."

"What!? Why the hell didn't someone tell me that!? Who's in charge of monitoring the UK!?"

As if one cue. "So baby, want to go hang out sometime? Number 45? Please, she didn't mean anything to me, beautiful. So how about-yargh!" And said supervisor drone just got blown to kingdom come by an irate Mojo.

"We need an Excalibur team! Alright, let's do this the old-fashioned way. I'll send a huge force to invade the UK and force local heroes to team up. It's a classic and the nerds will appreciate it. We'll ignore the whiners on the forums. Get to it! I want my funny accents on display, now!"

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	nextgen_misc 2013-03-17 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Kasta'Thousans stayed in the background ready to play whatever role Mojo wanted of it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-17 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	"How about we just walk out of here," Casey says just wanting to leave and not deal with this crazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wisdomtooth 2013-03-19 10:55 am UTC (link)
	"I'm with this guy," He motions to Casey. "...This is a new suit. I don't care much to get it dirty." Flynn admits. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoverse 2013-03-19 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	"As a matter of fact we are, Sweepzweak." Mojo turned back to the abducted heroes. "There doesn't have to be a fight. We could go off the script have a peaceful improv where you all accept the duty of being the UK's new team of heroes. You do that and I'll have no reason to hound you. If not," Mojo's hand glows with plasma. "I'll be forced to play hardball." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-19 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Quinn shrugged. "I'm fine with being on Excalibur again." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-19 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	"I don't like being manipulated." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bloody_irony 2013-03-21 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	"The faster we get him off of Earth, the better," Dmitri said. "The best choice might just be to accept it." But Dmitri knew how Joe felt. He didn't like it, either. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-21 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	"Yeah...no way your Royal Lardness." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-21 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	"The UK doesn't need Americans or any other outsiders gumming up the way we do things here." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wisdomtooth 2013-03-22 11:16 am UTC (link)
	Wisdom grunts, giving off a sigh."Fine, fine. Count me in." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

knightinwhite
2013-03-22 05:43 pm UTC (link)

"I'd like to completely separate the issue of the general phenomenon of Excalibur, who in my parents' day were fine people for the most part, from letting this thing direct how we do business. The former, I've got no problem with. Totally respect them and this semi-other-worldy bunch with the leprechauns...seem...nice. But Lionheart's got a good point on their being a system in place, and besides, I don't negotiate with tyrants."

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	bornlucky 2013-03-22 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	"Fuck off," Casey says before giving him the fingers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoverse 2013-03-23 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	"That's not good enough!" Mojo screams at the uncooperative people present. "I swear if you don't do this I'll do my damndest to bring this country to the ground! You hear me!? If not now then down the line!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-25 12:22 am UTC (link)
	"You're really making to seem like working for you would be great craic," Casey says sarcastically. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-25 12:25 am UTC (link)
	"Get it through your fat head, fat ass. We don't take orders from you." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wisdomtooth 2013-03-25 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	"Easy does it you waste of air." Wisdom says, pointing over to Mojo."Don't think it's a smart idea to threaten us right now....This is bloody insane," He grunts. "This is crazy. I could be doing better things with my bloody ass time, instead of arguing with this bloke." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-25 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Quinn sighed. It would have just been easier to go along, but he wasn't the one yelling at Mojo. He just waited to see what was going to happen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-27 11:14 am UTC (link)
	Tamara will just glower at Mojo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-27 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Jenny crossed her arms and waited. Mojo had to get tired of screaming at them and leave. Right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoverse 2013-03-27 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Well screw it!" Mojo extends a hand and launches a blast at a passing bus. "Turn this country into the set of Armageddon!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knightinwhite 2013-03-27 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Satin's got nothing to save the bystanders. She just has to hope the others will manage. But the blades of Zz'ria were made to be bad for the health of evil magical tyrants, Mojo's definitely that whatever else he is, and Satin's taking off and running with both drawn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-28 12:49 am UTC (link)
	"Oh bloody hell," Quinn said. "Wait, wasn't Armageddon on an asteroid?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-28 02:46 am UTC (link)
	"Sounds about right," Casey says as he ducks to the side for now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-28 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	"NO!" Jenny launched into flight toward the bus. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-28 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	"Aw, hell..." Joe jointed Jenny in running toward the bus. Invulnerable rescuer would be a good thing here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)