Hashirama Senju (boysareback) wrote,
@ 2010-11-07 19:38:00

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[secret mystery letter left in one Madara Uchiha's locker in an unknown writing cause he got a girl to write it for him.]

Hi Madara,

I've seen around school but I am too shy to come up and talk to you. I just want you to know that I think you are someone special, someone I would like to try and be with. One day, I hope I can overcome my nerves and speak to you in person but for now, I hope you will allow me to continue to write to you and tell you how I feel.

From your secret admirer.

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	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 02:42 am UTC (link)
	No way, I'm out of breath now. [huff puff. acts like he's so out of breath and shuffles over. only to give Hashirama a sucker punch to the gut and run again.] That's payback! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 02:50 am UTC (link)
	[oh you are so dead! gives chase again, faster so can tackle to the ground and pin.] You will always be the loser. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 02:53 am UTC (link)
	You're the-- [oops, probably shouldn't have stopped. is tackled now.] Get off you big-- fat! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 03:02 am UTC (link)
	[shoves at.] You lost your up and go, you girl. Weak, weak female. [shove, shove, shove!] Only a fat, shy nerd would ever have something for you because everyone else knows how difficult you are to deal with. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 03:17 am UTC (link)
	That's part of my charm! [shoves back, hnghhh.] Nobody ever has put a note in your locker, you don't have that delicate appeal that I do! Women trust me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 03:22 am UTC (link)
	You're flattered, aren't you? That someone finally likes you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 03:24 am UTC (link)
	... No. I think it's stupid. I just like that nobody has ever done it for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 03:34 am UTC (link)
	And I'm all cut up inside. [taste the sarcasm.] It's only a matter of time before they work out what you are really like and stop. [shoves one more time and gets up.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 03:41 am UTC (link)
	[stays on the ground, posing like a sexy lady.] They'll never stop. I'm a great person. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah. How long do you think it will be until you get another letter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 03:49 am UTC (link)
	I bet I'll get one tomorrow. And it'll say like, "you have the cutest butt, and you're way better than Hashirama Senju, who has horrible cheese breath." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 03:56 am UTC (link)
	And a bigger penis than you. [sadly, knows that is a lie because now he has felt it. it looks that bit smaller but it's got the girth.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 04:22 am UTC (link)
	That's a lie. [grins at. teehee.] I bet she'll give me gifts. Like lunches and candy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Sneak behind classroom doors when no one is looking for a quick kiss? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 05:40 am UTC (link)
	No, she'll have to get over being shy because I kiss openly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Really? You kiss openly? I guess since you are very attention seeking. I prefer those ones where people can't see so you can explore a bit more, grab their behind, grind our hips together. But there is something really appealing when you can't keep your hands off the other, you need them so badly you just slam them into the wall, kiss them passionately. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 05:46 am UTC (link)
	... [stares up at. that was really specific.] You seem to've had a good sex life. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 05:49 am UTC (link)
	I guess you could say I have. Hey, if things go good with this girl, you will to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. Unless she's fat. I don't want to ... have a first time with a fat chick. Or a nerd. Or some bimbo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 05:53 am UTC (link)
	You should just approach someone instead then if you are going to be that picky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 05:58 am UTC (link)
	I would approach her, but she's a secret. That's the point I've been trying to make. Girls who're hot aren't shy and they don't send notes to get a guy into them. She's probably trying to make me fall for her personality before I see her face. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 06:01 am UTC (link)
	So if you had a girl who you loved to talked to, felt easy with and didn't have to live up to any standard, you would reject her because she is ugly? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 06:02 am UTC (link)
	... Depends on how ugly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-08 06:07 am UTC (link)
	The worst you can think of. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-08 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Then I probably wouldn't love talking to her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)