First_Son (first_son) wrote,
@ 2013-01-29 10:59:00

This isn't normal
He's not quite sure how she managed, but Maria talked Jon into carrying her out to this secluded island she knew of for a day in the sun. She can be sneaky like that.

And, well, that bikini is really something else.

Aside from her usual efforts to make him blush, everything was going pretty smoothly... til the kraken tried to sink the yacht and fishing boats out in the distance. They'd managed to rescue everyone, but there is definitely something weird going on here - and the kraken had sunk back into the ocean before he'd been able to try and deal with it... so still out there somewhere.

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	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Shit. She had almost made it. She grabbed a rock and chucked it at his head. As soon as the rock left her hand she took off running out of the cave. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 12:41 am UTC (link)
	The rock slams into his head and cracks, leading to confusion. "Maria, what...?" And now she's running. He takes off after her, trying to grab hold of her to slow her down while he tries to figure out what's going on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 12:50 am UTC (link)
	"Stay away from me!" she yelled. "I am so not going to be a sacrifice, virgin or not." She darted to the left to keep him from grabbing her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 12:54 am UTC (link)
	He reaches out, intending to grab her arm. He almost gets hold of something more substantial... when the exclamation comes up. "Wait... virgin sacrifice... what..." and then he blushes a little darker, eying the bikini top in his hand. This suddenly got both confusing, embarrassing, and worse than magic pterodactyls on general principle all at once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Suddenly being topless didn't phase or shock Maria. It was Maria. She took off running as fast as she could. No way in hell was she going to be a sacrifice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Jon eyes the top, sighs, and tucks it into his belt before he takes off after her. This is awkward on so many levels, and he's just hoping this doesn't somehow get worse. Like, you know, trying to catch her while simultaneously trying to figure out how to not watch the topless brunette running isn't bad enough. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 01:42 am UTC (link)
	He easily caught up to her and Maria turned to face him. She waited until he was close and tried to kick him in the nuts again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 02:03 am UTC (link)
	He pulls up short, both confused, and trying frantically to look anywhere except her chest when she turns around, giving her a clear shot. That probably hurts her foot, but who knows, it might make up for it with all the 'hard' jokes she has fodder for now. "Maria...? What...?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 02:14 am UTC (link)
	"Fuck," she yelled and hopped on one foot. Knowing her luck she just broke some bones in her foot. "You're not going to take me back to that cave and toss me on that altar." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 02:19 am UTC (link)
	And now she's... hopping... that's not helping. And... there's really nowhere else to look, lest she kick him again. "Altar? What are you talking about?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 02:34 am UTC (link)
	"Did you get sudden amnesia? Back in the cave. Stone altar. Fanatic priests. Ring a bell?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 02:37 am UTC (link)
	"I'm not doubting that you saw something, but I haven't been into the caves.I just noticed that they're magically shielded, and came looking for you after the dinosaurs disappeared." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 02:41 am UTC (link)
	"I had to fight off things and then you swooped in and carried me off into the caves where you were going to hand me over to be sacrificed!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 02:43 am UTC (link)
	"I'm telling you, I hadn't seen you from the time we split up til you came out of the cave. There's got to be some way you can be sure I'm telling the truth. Or I'm not some impostor. Because it wasn't me." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm telling you, you carried me into a cave and tried to sacrifice me." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	"Ok, so let's slow down and try and figure this out. I'm not trying to sacrifice you now. I was fighting flying dinosaurs. Maybe its something with this island?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Maria groaned. "Other you mentioned magical constructs and illusions. I hate magic." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	"Ok, so if it was an other me - is there anything I can do to prove that I'm not the same? I'm not doubting you, just trying to work this out so we can deal with... whatever is down there, aside from an evil me." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	"You're not trying to sacrifice me, so that's a start." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	"No, I'm not. At the moment, I'm just trying to give you your top back, and let me know what's in there." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	"Weirdos in robes and a stone altar," she said as she took the top from him. "They said something about sending a fake me out to bring people back here." She put the top on and turned so he could tie it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	He ties her top, quite grateful to be doing so. "Ok, so they somehow made a fake of me, and plan to make one of you. Not a good start." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	"This is /exactly/ why I hate magic," she grumbled. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	first_son 2013-01-31 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	"Not exactly fond of it either. I'd prefer the bad guys stick to bullets." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crossbow_bat 2013-01-31 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	"You and me both," she said. "Now what?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)